Post some of the funniest quotes you know, and discuss them if you want here. Try not to go off topic; you might attract the cow.
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
I log most of my IRC chats and found this. Haha classic