Funny Quotes

[Node18]

Post some of the funniest quotes you know, and discuss them if you want here. Try not to go off topic; you might attract the cow.

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

I log most of my IRC chats and found this. Haha classic

[Smellyoldgit]

Although sadly deluded, the cow is probably more entertaining.

[Node18]

I know you have some funny shit you'd like to share.

Try again. I eat pork cockbag.

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