Because you don't look into things and make rash judgments.
I beg to differ! Any self-respecting man would pull your pants down, look into your ass crack, see the suspicious rash there, and refrain from pleasuring himself.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator