Old 04-15-2012, 05:00 PM   #4876
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Do you think it might have increased Jesus’ odds of returning, if they had crucified him on a boomerang?

Oh, Lord, where art thou?!!!

Whumma whumma whumma whoom…

Well, here He comes now!

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Old 04-16-2012, 01:23 AM   #4877
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Old 04-16-2012, 04:18 AM   #4878
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 04-16-2012, 02:17 PM   #4879
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Old 04-16-2012, 03:39 PM   #4880
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He had better! He still needs to trim the hedges!

Christians! Want to convert some atheists? read this!
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:19 AM   #4881
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Why are Christians sad when one of their loved ones dies? Shouldn’t they be happy?

Hey, Bobby! I have great news for you! Your father was killed in an automobile accident today!

That’s awesome! He’s probably hanging out with Jesus right now. Let’s go celebrate!

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Old 04-18-2012, 06:48 AM   #4882
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:50 AM   #4883
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:51 AM   #4884
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Be vewy vewy quiet! Jesus is hunting wabbits! Hehehehe.

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Old 04-18-2012, 09:07 AM   #4885
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Matthew 4:1-5
New International Ghoulslime Version

1 Then Jesus was tempted into a seedy motel by the devil. 2 After watching Lucifer shaking his booty on the dance pole, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “Son of God or not, this is going to cost you 6 pieces of silver.”

4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not ask payment for putting his rod and staff into the mouth of God.’”

5 Then the devil took him from behind, with his red hot poker. “Alright, Son of God,” he said, “go down on this. For it is written: “Thou shalt drink of milk and honey all of the days of your life!”

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Old 04-18-2012, 07:14 PM   #4886
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:15 PM   #4887
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:16 PM   #4888
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Screw, you guys! I'm going home!

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Old 04-18-2012, 08:14 PM   #4889
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Phishing For Trolls With Jesus

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Old 04-19-2012, 05:43 PM   #4890
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