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Old 10-27-2009, 07:19 AM   #1786
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when!!?????

tell me please 7's! i need to bring lots of toilet paper and wetbuttwipeys!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 10-27-2009, 09:27 AM   #1787
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Get ready everyone.



Get yourself sorted, its active!

Post evacuation it will be a mess on the planet.

Every family will be sorted!

Faith Sons prepare! The call has come.

If a billion are evacuated everything will collapse and then Planetary martial law will occur within the hour! As foreseen!

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Get ready to Ingest the Bacteria Urantic Universes of Capurnpiso's God his Dog.


Get ready to leave for your body is ACTIVE with trillions of nano Universes of civilized Bacteria...Get ready sevens...

Behold for I see your fate Sevens you'll cease to exist & be consumed by them. As foreseen! Your Urantic ass will crash and as ONE join the BUU (Bacteria Urantic Universes) which have gathered in Uranus collecting Kling-ons.

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Old 10-27-2009, 06:04 PM   #1788
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Not Slytherin, not Slytherin, not Slytherin........

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Old 10-27-2009, 06:08 PM   #1789
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Get yourself sorted, its active!

Post evacuation it will be a mess on the planet.

Every family will be sorted!

Faith Sons prepare! The call has come.

If a billion are evacuated everything will collapse and then Planetary martial law will occur within the hour! As foreseen!

sevens
Do I have time to shave and shower? I have Thai food coming soon. I hope I can finish the green curry before They show up. BTW, do you suppose aliens like green curry?

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:35 AM   #1790
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All Ive got to say is this

Odes of Solomon

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15 For knowledge He hath appointed as its way, hath widened it and extended it; and brought to all perfection; 16 And set over it the traces of His light, and I walked therein from the beginning even to the end


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Old 10-28-2009, 07:18 AM   #1791
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Stupid fuckwit.

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:46 PM   #1792
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Why the fuck didn't you point that out before!?!?

Hell, I'm convinced.

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Old 10-28-2009, 07:24 PM   #1793
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Idiot, this ODE refers to Penis-Christ, the Creator God between your legs that you don't know how to use...Holy Orgasm, your are dumber than I believed you were...
Why don't you PROVE to us you're a believer, go to a top of a cliff extend your arms & JUMP saying: UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRAAAAANNNNTTTTTIIIAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa aaa...........

I'm sure its disembodied denizens will swooooop by an save you before your ugly face hits the rocks below.

Suprise us coward. I dare you. Remember, ACTIONS talk bullshit walks.


Calp the god.

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:39 PM   #1794
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Don't let the disbelievers get you down, Sevenses! I'm with you, man! I will yodel the odious odes of Solomon! Loads and loads of odes will I yodel, until They goad my back road with Their noodly appendages!

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Old 11-16-2009, 01:02 AM   #1795
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31 they will rejoice in his commands, and be made ready on earth for their service, and when their times come they will not transgress his word.
32 Therefore from the beginning I have been convinced, and have thought this out and left it in writing:
33 The works of the Lord are all good, and he will supply every need in its hour.
34 And no one can say, "This is worse than that," for all things will prove good in their season.
35 So now sing praise with all your heart and voice, and bless the name of the Lord.


Everything is being made ready like actors on a stage all seen in the beforehand.

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Old 11-16-2009, 01:19 AM   #1796
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22 For Hezekiah did what was pleasing to the Lord, and he held strongly to the ways of David his father, which Isaiah the prophet commanded, who was great and faithful in his vision.
23 In his days the sun went backward, and he lengthened the life of the king.
24 By the spirit of might he saw the last things, and comforted those who mourned in Zion.
25 He revealed what was to occur to the end of time, and the hidden things before they came to pass.


I have done exactly this in this day.



Brace yourself ghoulsime. no worries mate!

By the way the real Zion is not some Geo political/religious position, thats not it as most think, the real Zion is the spiritual Zion of the heart and Soul and the knowledge of everything and in connection of the Universal family who exist on multiple realities of existence all connected to one another.

It completely different to what people think.

Anyway, I think Im coming very close heading towards proving God through a literal experience in this plane of time/Space.

and this has been fulfilled!

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1 Open your ears and I will speak to you. Give me your souls that I may also give you my soul,
2 The word of the Lord and His good pleasures, the holy thought which He has devised concerning his Messiah.
3 For in the will of the Lord is your salvation, and His thought is everlasting life; and your end is immortality.
4 Be enriched in God the Father, andreceive the thought of the Most High.
5 Be strong and be redeemed by His grace.
6 For I announce to you peace, to you His saints;
7 That none of those who hear may fall in war, and that those again who haveknown Him may not perish, and that those who receive may not be ashamed.
8 An everlasting crown forever is Truth. Blessed are they who set it on their heads:
9 A stone of great price is it; and there have been wars on account of the crown.
10 And righteousness hath taken it and hath given it to you.
11 Put on the crown in the true covenant of the Lord.
12 And all those who have conquered shall be written in His book.
13 For their book is victory which is yours.
And she sees you before her and wills that you shall be saved.
Hallelujah.

(Victory, The Book our book, our witness and our VICTORY, the living book on the run)
The living book has been written concerning the revealing all that has been hidden.

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Old 11-16-2009, 01:35 AM   #1797
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The Atheist might need some chill music in the future.

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I was thinking of you Cal.

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Old 11-16-2009, 01:55 AM   #1798
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:18 AM   #1799
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They have as good as shut the door.
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:16 AM   #1800
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I was thinking of you Cal.

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What did you do?...played with your round arse while imagining my Penis-Christ blessing you with orgasm depositing its scintillating milk after a sacred prostatic frottage?

How nice of you.

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