Old 08-14-2016, 12:26 PM   #3991
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Old 11-29-2016, 06:05 PM   #3992
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Starting to get the xmas spirit


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Old 10-29-2017, 09:50 AM   #3993
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Old 11-22-2017, 09:50 AM   #3994
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I don't think this statue is inappropriate at all. It's spot on.

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Old 11-22-2017, 03:44 PM   #3995
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"...... a local sculptor has been commissioned to redesign it.
Looks like a circumcision is up for grabs!!

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Old 11-22-2017, 10:08 PM   #3996
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Here, sonny, have a "potato"! I must say that the religious many times are clueless about sexual imagery, but this kind of takes the cake.
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Old 11-23-2017, 01:07 PM   #3997
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Looks like a circumcision is up for grabs!!
With a chisel, ouch!

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Old 08-18-2018, 11:35 AM   #3999
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Love it! A MAGAT.



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Old 01-03-2019, 08:40 AM   #4000
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I decided to share with you a picture a bamboo toothbrush I've purchased on Amazon. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that such organic analogs of plastic things are better for the environment. I really concerned about this plastic pollution.

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Old 01-03-2019, 09:20 AM   #4001
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I decided to share with you a picture of a bamboo toothbrush
I've decided to share with you my discovery of your e-mail address, three times, on our spam database checker, since you signed up here.
Perhaps you'd like to explain how/why this happened ....

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Old 01-12-2019, 09:40 AM   #4002
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Also fuck Amazon. Due to unfortunate times I ended up working at the local branch for the "peak" season and despite the slightly higher pay rate I received it's an inhuman place to work. There's a series of articles in the Guardian which are spot on in analyses even if my experience wasn't quite as harsh. The worst part is admittedly I got hooked on the easy shopping and delivery they provide, and I fear it's too late to find an alternative.

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Old 01-13-2019, 03:52 PM   #4003
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Sorry to hear you were reduced to that clambake, filling in while they develop more efficient robots.
Anyone see the recent Dr Who episode about Amazon?

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Old 01-13-2019, 05:58 PM   #4004
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Hey, no spoilers - I'm saving the latest series up for a super binge!

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Old 01-14-2019, 04:29 AM   #4005
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Also fuck Amazon. Due to unfortunate times I ended up working at the local branch for the "peak" season and despite the slightly higher pay rate I received it's an inhuman place to work. There's a series of articles in the Guardian which are spot on in analyses even if my experience wasn't quite as harsh. The worst part is admittedly I got hooked on the easy shopping and delivery they provide, and I fear it's too late to find an alternative.
I live in an area of the UK where being an in-bred fuckwit is compulsory. Around these parts it's a case of 'give me six'. Thank fuck we are planning our exit. J Robert Oppenheimer said of the place 'It has become death, a destroyer of minds'.

I run an on-line business and spend most of my life indoors. This is good because at least I don't have to interact with the locals.

Unfortunately, my partner, who has a very demanding job, is away from home for up to 13 hours a day. When they get home, all they want to do is crash.

I was running in summer and my knee went. After almost 3 months, it hadt shown few signs of improvement and so was forced to visit the local doctor. He arranged for an MRI scan and also asked me to take part in a survey, given the high rate of suicide in these parts. About 10 days later, I got a call from the surgery asking me to book an appointment to discuss my MRI scan and the survey results.

The survey results indicated that I was spending far too much time alone and that this was neither good for my mental nor physical health and, in fact, could reduce my life span. He suggested I get a job where I could interact with others - even if it was only on a part-time basis. That is entirely feasible since my business is totally automated although I mostly run manually.

The only job that I could find was working for a company called 'B & M'. It's a nationwide chain of stack 'em high, sell 'em cheap supermarkets. Says it all of this area.

Anyways, I applied for a job, got an interview and was offered a job for a start 2 days later.

Fuck me, the manager that interviewed me was a complete and utter fucking moron with the IQ of a plant. I met some of the store staff. They were complete drongos.

From the sound of it, for Amazon, read B & M, or vice versa.

Basically, I couldn't do that to myself, so I rejected their 'kind offer' and we fucked off to New York City for Christmas and New Year.

Sir, you have my sympathy and admiration for doing something I couldn't even imagine doing. Had I, I fear my mind would now be in a far worse state than it already is.

May you encounter better times real soon.

Bless you.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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