Old 11-11-2006, 05:28 PM   #1
EvelKnievel
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...suscamp08.html

Quote:
Brainwashing Pastor Fischer wrote
"Right now we're just not a safe ministry,"
Yep. Never was.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 05:51 PM   #2
Ickybod
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
I wonder how many of those kids Ted Haggard fucked in the ass? Most likely it was those very kids that were crying in the trailer.

I'm so evil.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 05:56 PM   #3
Professor Chaos
General of the Attacking Army
 
Professor Chaos's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
Quote:
Ickybod wrote
I wonder how many of those kids Ted Haggard fucked in the ass?
I'm so evil.
I wonder how many of those kids fucked Ted Haggard in the ass.

I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
Professor Chaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 05:59 PM   #4
LEToxin
Senior Member
 
LEToxin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Stardust
Posts: 897
To either question, it depends on how many of them kids had meth.

Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
LEToxin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:20 PM   #5
Baphomet
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Project Pitchfork-ToXiN wrote
To either question, it depends on how many of them kids had meth.
I bet Jesus camp was really a cover up for a giant meth lab.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:27 PM   #6
ManInTheWild
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"I don't think we'll be doing it for a while," she said.

Is this the same stupid bitch that was saying she wants raise gawds army and whatnot? Isn't time for her to fight like she's been telling those kids? PIG.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:34 PM   #7
Baphomet
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
ManInTheWild wrote
"I don't think we'll be doing it for a while," she said.

Is this the same stupid bitch that was saying she wants raise gawds army and whatnot? Isn't time for her to fight like she's been telling those kids? PIG.
I'm telling you, they're just trying to relocate their secret meth lab before it's discovered. Once a new location is secured, then jesus camp will reopen.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:36 PM   #8
Professor Chaos
General of the Attacking Army
 
Professor Chaos's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
Quote:
ManInTheWild wrote
"I don't think we'll be doing it for a while," she said.
Isn't that what Ted Haggard's "masseuse" told him?

I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
Professor Chaos is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:46 PM   #9
Baphomet
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Professor Chaos wrote
Quote:
ManInTheWild wrote
"I don't think we'll be doing it for a while," she said.
Isn't that what Ted Haggard's "masseuse" told him?
That's why he took drugs. To make the time go faster. That way, being apart from his gay lover would only seem like a few minutes...
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:54 PM   #10
Victus
Obsessed Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,260
Where's your God now?!

"When science was in its infancy, religion tried to strangle it in its cradle." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Victus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-11-2006, 06:58 PM   #11
Baphomet
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Victus wrote
Where's your God now?!
Hmmm I kinda wonder if Haggard ever did any kinky S&M or bondage stuff with his gay lover.

"Who's your god now, bitch?"
"You are baby you are!"
"Say it bitch"
"Oh god yes...."
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2006, 01:55 AM   #12
Big Bang
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
i just watched the "jesus camp" trailer again because i hate myself and i was wondering who that one radio guy was.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2006, 02:25 PM   #13
A.M. Clear
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Baphomet wrote
Quote:
Victus wrote
Where's your God now?!
Hmmm I kinda wonder if Haggard ever did any kinky S&M or bondage stuff with his gay lover.

"Who's your god now, bitch?"
"You are baby you are!"
"Say it bitch"
"Oh god yes...."
Wow! I wouldn't be surprised.
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2006, 08:36 AM   #14
Spincast
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Also from the Seattle Times article:

"Haggard also leads the audience in praying for President Bush to select a Supreme Court nominee who supports their beliefs (it would end up being Samuel Alito) and later brags about the rapid expansion of evangelicalism.

"It's got enough growth to essentially sway every election," Haggard says with a smile. "If the evangelicals vote, they determine the election."

Haggard has acknowledged that he paid Mike Jones of Denver for a massage and for methamphetamine, but said he didn't have sex with Jones and didn't take the drug."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I wonder what the real connection with the White House was? Was he promised anything to sway votes? Wasn't there some story last election about preaching politics in a church and the IRS had questions about whether or not doing so would threaten non-profit or tax exempt status?

Maybe there's more to all this than meth and a BJ. Ya think?
  Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2006, 11:53 PM   #15
peepnklown
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Icky wrote
I wonder how many of those kids Ted Haggard fucked in the ass.
According to the guy Ted paid to have sex; Ted only had anal once in the 3 years he was seeing the male hooker. Ted seemed to be into BJs and hand-jobs.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:45 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2000 - , Raving Atheists [dot] com frequency-supranational frequency-supranational