God is real

[Kate]

That was a threat asshole and will be duly recorded and reported as one.

[Kate]

John A. Davison wrote

That was a threat asshole and will be duly recorded and reported as one.

Please specify from whom the threat came.

I am reporting your threat to the South Burlington police.

[Kate]

His nurse.

[Kate]

Well, it'll give the poor cops on holiday duty something to laugh about.

[ghoulslime]

John A. Davison wrote

I am reporting your threat to the South Burlington police.

Tell the South Burlington police they have my sincere sympathy.

They probably have a special file where they keep all of your crazy mementos.

OMG this guy is HILARIOUS!!!!

[Kate]

[Kate]

ghoulslime wrote

Tell the South Burlington police they have my sincere sympathy.

They probably have a special file where they keep all of your crazy mementos.

Hey, there's another one-act play in this...

[ghoulslime]

John A. Davison wrote

What a herd of masochists I have never see before. A real scientist confronts you with reality and this is all you can come up with?

I keep saying it doesn't get any better than this but it does - it does!

Please don't stop and whatever you do be sure to keep your identity a secret. Your collective cowardice is what makes this exercise so very rewarding for me and for any other rational observer of this miserable excuse for a forum. If you think I am going to quietly go away you are sadly mistaken. I will call attention to this intellectual cesspool wherever I am allowed to speak. The longer I last here the better I like it and the more others will appreciate what I am accomplishing here. Trust me or better yet don't!

I love it so!

Yes, yes, Jackie! So true! You don’t mind if I call you Jackie, right? I feel we know each other well enough now.

The voices in your head are real. You are a real scientist and a real boy too! You can be Napoleon Bonaparte as well, if only you wish it to be. Choose your life view, Jackie! Knock yourself out, buddy. (That’s not a threat, so please don’t harass the local police anymore.)

As for your presence here inflicting any of us with pain, you are sorely mistaken in that regard. You are a source of immense entertainment. Whether you go or stay is up to you. I strongly suggest that you tuck your tail and run before you make a bigger ass of yourself. We have only begun to warm up. If you only knew the swarm of intellect that is gathering to sting your rosy red bum, you would head for the door and run home to have your nurse change your diaper forthright.

Jackie, why don’t you go take your medication, and enjoy the rest of your Christmas day?

[Kate]

The simple truth is that I was threatened. That is a serious matter whenever it occurs. That you creeps don't think so I am not in the least surprised. You twerps make "After The Bar Closes" look first class.

"Pigs is pigs."
anonymous

"How sweet it is!"
Jackie Gleason

[Kate]