Merkins 2016

[lostsheep]

I am thinking Bernie has a shot. If he doesn't win the Democratic nomination I will start a petition for all dems and independents to write his name in on the ballots.

[lostsheep]

Davin wrote

http://www.salon.com/2016/01/13/a_su...ernie_sanders/

It looks like he might have a chance. At least against Hilary. I'm sure that when it gets down to Trump against Sanders, then the less stupid Americans will come out to avoid Hitler 2. But I'm probably being optimistic.

It is truly shocking how popular DT is. But then again, maybe not. I can't see him beating Bernie Sanders.

[AtomJack]

Despite the "refreshing fact", as I have heard people around me say about what he says, not pulling his punches with his opinions, Donald Trump looks to me like what I expect the anti-christ looks like to the religious. Just imagine how he's going to act as President. Fee-uck!

Again, I can't imagine him garnering much of the Hispanic/Chicano/Muslim vote. But these people don't vote all that much, I hear tell. Hopefully every rational woman and man will step up and not vote for him.

Then again, maybe he'll start WW3 and knock us all back to the stone age and may the best people win. It surely won't be US of A retards walking around texting the latest shit about some celeb and falling down manholes or walking into traffic.

George Carlin had a routine where he used to substitute the word "fuck" for the word "kill"- remember that? Instead of the crowd chanting "Kill the Ump", he substituted "Fuck the Ump", to great comedic effect. So, now it's "Fuck the Trump, Fuck the Trump, Fuck the Trump!". Or maybe "Fuck the Chump!".

[Sinfidel]

AtomJack wrote

Then again, maybe he'll start WW3 and knock us all back to the stone age and may the best people win.

Impossible. The Pope prays for peace every year at Christmas, and we've all seen how effective that has been.

[AtomJack]

lol

[clambake]

I'm surprised no one has posted that Scalia kicked the bucket yet. I feel no shame that my first reaction was a "Whoo-hoo!!" with Rocky-style raised arms and all. It's going to be fun watching all the alleged lovers of the US Constitution do everything to ignore said document, especially since that fucking asshole being so "originalist".

No matter what happens though it's still better today than yesterday

[Smellyoldgit]

Whilst I don't make a real effort to cheer most deaths, the passing of this vile specimen did raise a light chortle - his racist, sexist, homophobic horseshit over the last 28 years could take just as long to wipe out. Purely as a furrin observer, I look forward with not an iota of glee to watching the GOP Clown Car fucking with the system to delay a new appointment, but I understand the sitting president can appoint 'uncontested', as congress is currently in recess? Now that could be a highly amusing spectacle as Rethuglican heads start bursting in unison.

[Davin]

It's nice that Scalia was finally able to do something good in the end. Too bad he did a lot of damage on the way out though.

[Smellyoldgit]

Davin wrote

Too bad he did a lot of damage on the way out though.

When the dipshit wrote this dissenting argument:

The body of scientific evidence supporting creation science is as strong as that supporting evolution. In fact, it may be stronger…. The evidence for evolution is far less compelling than we have been led to believe. Evolution is not a scientific “fact,” since it cannot actually be observed in a laboratory. Rather, evolution is merely a scientific theory or “guess.”… It is a very bad guess at that. The scientific problems with evolution are so serious that it could accurately be termed a “myth.”

... he gave up the right to be thought of as anything beyond a poorly informed, lying fucknugget. Good riddance.

[Kinich Ahau]

I'm feeling happy for the worms.

[Sinfidel]

Scalia....rhymes with Italia! Gotta be Catholic. Surely plans are already in motion at the Vatican for his beatification (Sp?)! "Saint Scalia" - luv the double S connotation.

[Davin]

Smellyoldgit wrote

When the dipshit wrote this dissenting argument:

... he gave up the right to be thought of as anything beyond a poorly informed, lying fucknugget. Good riddance.

And he also ruled that racism was over in America.
And that regulating political contributions was against the first amendment.
And he thought that the devil was a real person walking around and tempting people.

They guy was an idiot that contradicted himself many times.

Sinfidel wrote

Scalia....rhymes with Italia! Gotta be Catholic. Surely plans are already in motion at the Vatican for his beatification (Sp?)! "Saint Scalia" - luv the double S connotation.

I always pronounce his name more like Skay-lee-ah.

[Sinfidel]

Davin wrote

And he also ruled that racism was over in America.
And that regulating political contributions was against the first amendment.
And he thought that the devil was a real person walking around and tempting people.

They guy was an idiot that contradicted himself many times.


I always pronounce his name more like Skay-lee-ah.

I presume these little details are designed to reveal one's position on the social register. Should I pronounce Italia as Itay-lee-ah? I went into the local Hyundai dealership and told them I was interested in buying a Tucson, and, of course, I pronounced it "Tukson", only to soon realize everyone there pronounced it "Two saun". I can imagine the laughter after I left. Ah well, just a few years left to go in this insane asylum.

[Sinfidel]

The Zika Virus has obviously long been endemic in the USA, but this fact has been covered up in the Grand Conspiracy by the 1% and the corrupt media. This disease causes a birth defect known as micro-brain, which explains the popularity of Ted Cruz, Hilary Clinton, and Donald Trump with micro-brained US voters.
The 1%, of course, just love this virus, since it produces stupid complacent workers who will support legislation against their own self interest. Why not call it the Stupid Virus, or American Voter Syndrome? Perhaps Monsanto can patent it?

[dogpet]

When you see a supposedly protestant contender being conciliatory towards papists, it proves beyond all argument that they all piss in the same pot.

Donald Trump - please say fuck the pope