I think they are trying to tell you that you might be some sort of wanker. That's just how I read it though. I could be totally wrong.
PS, Wisconsin is better than California like mother T
is better than Salma Hayek.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge