Old 03-04-2010, 02:08 PM   #3316
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:44 AM   #3317
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Ugh. Is this for real? What's the context in which it was created? How can people like this complain about discrimination when they're actively telling children that atheists are any more bitter, grumpy and prone to lash out at children than the religious people they know?

And "advanced witnessing techniques?" Like what? Those used during the Inquisition?
It's satire, from the folks at Landover Baptist

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Old 03-05-2010, 12:45 PM   #3318
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Hmm. I found the OBJECTIVE:Ministries Website that it's from. It's barely perceptible as parody, if that's what it is.

Anyway, carry on.


You must spend more time under your bed than in it. Barely perceptible as parody! Only to you and Dawkins.
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:54 PM   #3319
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Coming from the woman (I presume) who once said she was here to kick ass so Satan wouldn't have to, yours is a strange comment, indeed.

You sound just like those motherfuckers, Lily, a living, breathing cartoon. In other words, you're barely perceptible as parody.

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Old 03-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #3320
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some shit
There's that smell again! Can anybody else smell that? That smells like fresh cowshit, doesn't it?

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Old 03-05-2010, 03:30 PM   #3321
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And you kinda sorta quoted it why?

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Old 03-05-2010, 05:35 PM   #3322
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And you kinda sorta quoted it why?
I think you know the answer to that question. I'm a bad boy. I'm scum. I'm now prepared to receive my punishment. (and don't hold back please)

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Old 03-05-2010, 05:43 PM   #3323
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Old 03-05-2010, 07:13 PM   #3324
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<non sequitur random complaint about Richard Dawkins>
Bad cow.

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Old 03-05-2010, 07:16 PM   #3325
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And you kinda sorta quoted it why?
Aww, Kate, have a heart. It's not like any of her actual words were posted. Nobody has to go back to her post if they don't want to.

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Old 03-06-2010, 03:46 PM   #3326
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Fine. I'll put David back into the closet.

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Old 03-10-2010, 06:32 AM   #3327
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