Old 11-20-2013, 07:50 AM   #16
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Spelling rools are bollocks.

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The spelling mantra "i before e except after c" is no longer worth teaching, according to the government .....

.... "If you change it and say we won't have this rule, we won't have any rules at all, then spelling, which is already terribly confusing, becomes more so."
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Old 11-20-2013, 01:47 PM   #17
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New there would be a scientific reason for it.

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Old 11-21-2013, 03:35 AM   #18
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Pardon moi...I have yet to introduce myself...I'm a bloody colonist and I've always known that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny..since I was a little bloke. But being washed in the blood creeped me out..and listening to Onward Christian Soldiers with Aunt Lila singing about sheep like Mrs Miller with a chicken neck was annoying even for a child. They kill those sheep and eat 'em..but never tell the kids about that part.

So , there ya go..my intro..
Greetings heathens.
Boutros Boutros Ghali..!? that's still funny!... what's he doin now? and Generalisimo Fernando Franco is still dead. And here is the same as there...
only without the t
but this is supposed to be about atheism...and what about i before e ..except after c and blah blah...
Why isn't it athiesm? ... not very British I must say...
Hello...and yes it is......very very funny!

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Old 11-23-2013, 12:00 PM   #19
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Wow...brilliant answer! I missed the obvious.. it would be an esm.
Regarding "once you are dead you are nothing"....sort of suggests you go back to where you were , or weren't ...before you were born...you didn't exist....wow...all that stuff I missed before I was born? lets twist this idea.....there are arguments against this idea that are interesting to ponder...if you go to whats probably the most basic question..why do we exist..why does anything exist..why is there something rather than nothing?...a mathematician or a cosmologist will tell you it's because "something" is more probable than "nothing"...."nothing" would be "unstable"...?
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Old 11-23-2013, 12:26 PM   #20
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oh by the way...I'm not a mathematician...I have no frickin' idea what those probability equations would look like...and if you asked a cosmotologist... you're likely to get a completely different answer...so WTF..I'm just sayin'....
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Old 11-23-2013, 02:28 PM   #21
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why oh why? Dry your eyes. How is the question.

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Old 11-24-2013, 11:05 PM   #22
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ok..."how" it tis...but I was kind of expecting a cosmotologist joke here.
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Old 11-25-2013, 06:22 AM   #23
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Shirly, goddidit - in its own mysterious ways?

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Old 11-27-2013, 12:21 AM   #24
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well crap, I was expecting a witty cosmotologist joke from you..I am sorely disappointed I must say.. here here....
..and colonists, bloody or not, like their babies baked, you bloody Brits just boil everything...
....and don't call me Shirly.
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Old 11-27-2013, 08:14 AM   #25
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..and the Scots deep fry them in batter.

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Old 11-27-2013, 12:14 PM   #26
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ok..."how" it tis...but I was kind of expecting a cosmotologist joke here.
Not sure what one of those is . Is it someone who makes up a universe?

How many cosmologists does it take to change an everlasting light bulb?

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Old 11-27-2013, 01:24 PM   #27
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Confused WTF am I talkin about?

Cosmetology...The study or art of cosmetics and their use...in the colonies cosmetologists are called beauticians ! French cosmétologie...
The reason there are so few female politicians is because its too much work to put make-up on two faces.
I saw a werewolf walkin' with the Queen.."and his hair was perfect"

as opposed to Cosmology...the study of the universe. add an ET and you get a being who can do your hair!

and the bible doesn't say how old Satan was when he rebelled against God..I'm guessing it was 15 ( he should have been baked years before)
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:03 PM   #28
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Cosmetology...The study or art of cosmetics and their use...in the colonies cosmetologists are called beauticians ! French cosmétologie...
The reason there are so few female politicians is because its too much work to put make-up on two faces.
I saw a werewolf walkin' with the Queen.."and his hair was perfect"

as opposed to Cosmology...the study of the universe. add an ET and you get a being who can do your hair!

and the bible doesn't say how old Satan was when he rebelled against God..I'm guessing it was 15 ( he should have been baked years before)

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Old 12-11-2013, 06:34 PM   #29
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Yo

I'm Mondrian. I'm a born-again atheist. Hate christians with a vengeance. Both my wife's parents are vicars. They are now divorced. Her dad used to beat the crap out of her when she was young and her mother has the morals of an alley cat. If it moves, she'll shag it.

One of my best mates told me, a few months after I met him, that he'd been abused as a child by priests. He died recently of a heart attack so couldn't bring his abusers to justice.

This is for my wife and you, Jeremy. Bless you wherever you are.

Now, where's them christians, oh, and of course, the lions?
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How many cosmologists does it take to change an everlasting light bulb?
Anyone got an answer yet?

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