UV protection for the naked (knife-exposed) glans in sunbed sessions!!

[PanAtheist]

PanAtheist went for his first session on a sunbed today.

PanAtheist, being a pan-kind of person, was after a full-body tan, and was (apart from his X-men-type eye-protectors) undressed down to his toe-nails.

Having a incy-bit of foresight, PanAtheist had brought some high-protection suncream with him, to protect his sensitive, and highly-valued, parts.

He applied this to his lips and penis (in that order!).

Now PanAtheist had not received any instruction about how to use the sunbed, or received any warnings about it, except for a cursory sheet that had a snippet or two of advice about number of sessions, and sunburn, and skincancer - he had just been given the security code to the sunbed-room's door, and sent down to the basement. (Where the sunbed is housed).

PanAtheist advices anyone who finds themselves alone naked in a basement room in a sports center not to feel the need to turn off the blast of cold air coming in from a air-conditioning unit that is fitted on the the ceiling, by pulling the cord hanging down next to it.

It might turn out to be an alarm, which sends some novice centre-assistant running into the room!

Anyways, afterwards, PanAtheist has discovered that high-protection suncream, (and covering one's penis with the hand), is insufficient to properly protect the naked glans against the UV rays of a sunbed session - and advises any circumsiced man to buy one of these specially-designed penis-protectors.

One of the things PanAtheist loves about life, is that people do manufacture excellent and most useful products.

God Bless Google!!