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Old 03-28-2010, 01:17 PM   #31
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I predict that we will discover that priests have been up to no good on uranus for years (the power of christ compels them)
So that's why the Church, a staunch general foe of science, has a section devoted to astronomy. The secret is now out.

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Old 03-28-2010, 01:28 PM   #32
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Old 03-28-2010, 01:35 PM   #33
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I knew it was a mistake to google "jesus uranus"


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Old 03-28-2010, 05:21 PM   #34
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The arrogance of the Rat is unbounded! now he is calling it 'petty gossip' !

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Old 03-28-2010, 05:23 PM   #35
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He's pope of the true believer, alright.

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Old 03-28-2010, 05:28 PM   #36
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As Benedict spoke, the president of Switzerland, Doris Leuthard, called for a central register of paedophile priests to keep them away from children. In Austria, the archbishop of Vienna announced the creation of a commission funded by the church, but without church representatives, to look into Austrian abuse claims.

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Old 03-28-2010, 06:34 PM   #37
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The Catholic Church needs to adjust strategies to adapt to the modern world. They should focus their victimization of children in poor countries, where impoverished people have no resources to fight back.

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Old 03-28-2010, 06:44 PM   #38
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That is a truly horrible prospect, ghoulslime.

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Old 03-28-2010, 10:39 PM   #39
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The Catholic Church needs to adjust strategies to adapt to the modern world. They should focus their victimization of children in poor countries, where impoverished people have no resources to fight back.
Don't you think that this has been going on, fist-in-glove, since the first Christian missionaries, and I provisionally include Catholics as being Christian, went out to spoil every culture they could find?

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Old 03-29-2010, 05:32 AM   #40
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Old 03-29-2010, 12:13 PM   #42
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All these crocodile tears cried for this disgusting Poop. As has been pointed out many times, Jeetards LOVE being the targets of criticism because they can play the "persecuted" card; makes 'em feel like Jesus. Sure enough:

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Old 03-29-2010, 12:17 PM   #43
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Jesus was accused of conspiring to cover up rampart kiddie-diddling? Which gospel was that in?

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Old 03-29-2010, 12:21 PM   #44
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Matthew 19:14.

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Old 03-29-2010, 12:36 PM   #45
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Jesus was accused of conspiring to cover up rampart kiddie-diddling? Which gospel was that in?
exactly what I was going to ask

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