Old 04-11-2011, 11:12 PM   #1
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I found God!

Yes, I found him! And I am not telling where he is because he's all mine! Back off Bitches!

So I am the Protector of the Dead, Fore I am your guide through the Underworld on your way to Osiris. I call myself the Jackal!, a "Fierce Protector" and Guardian of Sacred Esoteric Mysteries!
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:37 PM   #2
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Swindon?

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Old 04-12-2011, 03:06 AM   #3
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I found a different one and he'll kick the shit out of your lame assed fucker!

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:40 AM   #4
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I wasn't aware it had gone missing...

Best get it down the vets for a check-up, just in case.

Poor thing, was it all wet and hungry when you found it ?

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Old 04-12-2011, 04:05 AM   #5
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I found him when I was looking for my keys, you know he was right where I 'd left him!

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Old 04-12-2011, 08:05 AM   #6
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:28 AM   #7
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I found a different one and he'll kick the shit out of your lame assed fucker!
Don't threaten my GOD with your evil demonic blasphemous pet! My pet GOD is all loving and likes to cuddle, play fetch, get the mail, and just be mans very best friend!.. Your GOD probably would sooner bite your balls off and bury them in the back yard! It's ok, I know you love your abuser out of fear.. Did he kidnap you as a child? Sounds like you have sexual relations with em.. Your like a sick cult!! And mine is a Pure Bred!! Keep yer mut out of my YARD!!...

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So I am the Protector of the Dead, Fore I am your guide through the Underworld on your way to Osiris. I call myself the Jackal!, a "Fierce Protector" and Guardian of Sacred Esoteric Mysteries!
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:56 AM   #8
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Tell that dirtbag he still owes me about 100 dollars for all the tithes I paid to the church.
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:59 PM   #9
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Tell that dirtbag he still owes me about 100 dollars for all the tithes I paid to the church.
I will do one better.. I will steal his milk money while I'm at it!..

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