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Old 01-28-2006, 03:19 PM   #1051
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she can fuck with my helmet if she wants.....
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:44 PM   #1052
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she can fuck with my helmet if she wants.....
"Helmet Head"? Not that I really need that bit of anatomical info....
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Old 01-28-2006, 06:39 PM   #1053
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I have only known the stage name of one stripper... otherwise it's all real names. I'm curious... were the hell are all the pervs today.
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Old 01-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #1054
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9) Matted & Furry O'Hair (sorry - I had to get the atheist tie in - Madeline Murry O'Hair) (I'll slink away now)
For the record... It's not so hairy... at all.

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I like this one the best. You win so far... Who's gonna beat it? (cept it would be MoveIt)
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Anyone else notice that this list started on page 69?
I think it all began on 68... but I noticed that last night.

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she can fuck with my helmet if she wants.....
What damage could I really do with my tongue. The little guy should be safe. ;)
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:31 AM   #1055
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Who's gonna beat it?
What, nobody's jumped on that yet?

Yeah, well, the discussion started on 68, the list started for earnest on 69.
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:31 AM   #1056
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6) The Stripper Name Generator says she's "Cookie".

It said I was "Trinity", by the way.

And Choobus is "Delicious". Too much information there, I feel.
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:17 AM   #1057
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5) "Ceasar Titts" is MY outrageous stripper name. Hey, all I did was massage and lick or nurse, but SEIZE? wtf?
Oh, that's for my real name. My "logarithm" suggestion is "Guy Nuhcologist". Now, THAT'S funny!:D
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:25 AM   #1058
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:30 AM   #1059
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6) The Stripper Name Generator says she's "Cookie".

It said I was "Trinity", by the way.

And Choobus is "Delicious". Too much information there, I feel.
The Stripper Name Generator obviously runs on flawed logic.

Any Stripper name must include a reference to a place, country, city, or body of water:

Cheyenne
Chelsea Madrid (double whammy!)
India
Atlanta
(these are all names of real strippers)

The one I'm still trying to figure out is:
Propane (I think it's a reference to her crack pipe lighter)
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:53 AM   #1060
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:05 AM   #1061
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?

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"Guy Nuhcologist". Now, THAT'S funny!:D
That is funny... surprised it hasn't come up before around here... lol
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:36 AM   #1062
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?

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"Guy Nuhcologist". Now, THAT'S funny!:D
That is funny... surprised it hasn't come up before around here... lol
Is it so much funnier than Pru Denda?
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:53 AM   #1063
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?

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"Guy Nuhcologist". Now, THAT'S funny!:D
That is funny... surprised it hasn't come up before around here... lol
Is it so much funnier than Pru Denda?
Uhm, yeah. Not exactly a knee slapper if you know what I mean.
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Old 01-29-2006, 12:09 PM   #1064
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Old 01-29-2006, 12:50 PM   #1065
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