New Krusty Katlick Kunt - Page 2

lostsheep · 08-03-2009, 04:58 PM

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Lily wrote

Not so. Who knows the reality and ugliness of sin better than a priest?

True dat. Especially the child molesting sorts. But that's okay, 'cause Jeebus will forgive them since they kiss his ass and drink his blood/eat his flesh.

Sternwallow · 08-03-2009, 06:54 PM

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lostsheep wrote

True dat. Especially the child molesting sorts. But that's okay, 'cause Jeebus will forgive them since they kiss his ass and drink his blood/eat his flesh.

And they are genuinely, sincerely repentant each and every time they do it. They are not so much into the restitution part, though.

Professor Chaos · 08-05-2009, 04:58 PM

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Philboid Studge wrote

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski converted?

Philboid Studge · 08-05-2009, 07:07 PM

"Mel Brooks is Jewish?"

Broga · 08-06-2009, 11:21 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

Our new Farce-bishop pokes his snout into the interwebs.

The old fucker would cream his cassock if he happened to sign up to this fine forum.

I heard that piece of vaccuous crap on the BBC News delivered as if it was the deepest wisdow. Then followed reverential bullshit bile from some back-up RC about this being the kind of "drive and judicious analysis society needed." For fuck sake, what is happening to us?

Philboid Studge · 08-06-2009, 11:25 AM

Smellyoldgit · 08-08-2009, 02:28 AM

Wonder if the new incumbent will have anything to say regarding the activities of this sack of shit?

James Robinson, 71, was returned to the UK on Friday and has been charged with 22 offences alleged to have been committed between 1959 and 1983.

Smellyoldgit · 09-26-2009, 02:09 AM

Whooppee Fucking Shit. Incoming Pontiff.
I bet the red carpets will be out in force for this non-event.

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The National Secular Society plans to organise "a coalition of groups" to oppose the visit.

I think we should set up a reception committee in our own inimitable raving style - any thoughts?

BIG BAD ATHEIST · 09-27-2009, 04:45 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

Whooppee Fucking Shit. Incoming Pontiff.
I bet the red carpets will be out in force for this non-event.

I think we should set up a reception committee in our own inimitable raving style - any thoughts?

We can send you along and you can tell him to his fucking face what you think of him... Of course we will all watch you on tv from the comfort of our armchairs being with you in the spirit of the occasion, the alcoholic type that is....

Let me know if they get the red carpet out to welcome you in prison.
Guess there will be no angels loosening your shackles....

Smellyoldgit · 09-28-2009, 12:12 AM

So, running away you yellow bastard - come back & fight - I'll bite yer legs off! (cookie?)
The National Secular Society hope to make the 'twat in the hat' feel considerably less than welcome.

Kate · 09-28-2009, 04:13 AM

Smellyoldgit · 09-28-2009, 05:19 AM

just questions · 09-28-2009, 05:42 AM

Last time when the cunt JP II came to Holland, they replaced the ghost with his picture in this one. Pity I can not find the original.

Edit: I found it.

Smellyoldgit · 02-02-2010, 02:37 PM

The fucking retarded Poop is certainly stirring up some shit before he soils our shores with his antiquated stupidity later this year.

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The Pope has faced a backlash after urging Catholic bishops in England and Wales to fight the UK's Equality Bill with "missionary zeal".

Pope Benedict XVI said the bill - which could end the right of the Church to ban gay people from senior positions - "violates natural law".

I'm seriously considering flashing my bare arse at the twat whilst he's in these parts.

02-02-2010, 03:01 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

The fucking retarded Poop is certainly stirring up some shit before he soils our shores with his antiquated stupidity later this year.

I'm seriously considering flashing my bare arse at the twat whilst he's in these parts.

I'm sure he has seen much prettier in the Vatican museum.

The Pope has never made any secret of his opposition to legislation in any country that would force Catholic institutions to employ people openly flouting Church teaching on sexual morality or to allow same-sex couples to adopt children. As it happens, the Catholic Church in England and Wales has already lost the battle over gay adoption: since the beginning of last year its charities have either had to stop placing children for adoption, or pretend not to be officially Catholic and go along with the law. Some dioceses have supported the latter route – which is why, I suspect, the Pope made his very pointed remark to the bishops about the need for them to speak with one voice. On gay adoption they have not....

Incidentally, I’ve just had a look at the way the Times is reporting this story. “Benedict XVI launches attack on Labour’s equality push” is the headline, which is accurate. But Ruth Gledhill also says: “It is highly unusual for a foreign head of state or church leader to intervene so directly in the legislative process of a Protestant state…” That is a silly exaggeration, but very revealing: not only of Ms Gledhill’s curiously paranoid way of reporting anything to do with the Catholic Church, but also of the Times’s anti-Benedict agenda. Expect a great deal of troublemaking from that direction in the run-up to the papal visit.