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Old 05-02-2006, 09:15 AM   #1
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Don't know if you've seen this video but you should. This proves that god exists.

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Old 05-02-2006, 01:19 PM   #2
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Has been on here at least twice before. It is funny though.

And ebaums world is a shitty, shitty website that never offers anything new, only steals content from other websites. The same video was on google video, then college humor, now ebaums world.

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Old 05-02-2006, 04:34 PM   #3
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The acorn or coconut prove God doesn't exist. I wonder what these two would say if we used the same logic to prove that God is homosexual friendly by making a penis that can easily fit into any mouth and any anus.
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Old 05-02-2006, 04:47 PM   #4
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I'm starting to wonder if Kirk and Ray are paying you guys to keep reposting this link in some sick form of promotion.

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Old 05-02-2006, 05:01 PM   #5
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If I shove the banana up my ass, does that make god any more real?
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:48 PM   #6
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No, it just means he likes anal.
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:29 PM   #7
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The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
Itís the only food Iíve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!

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Old 05-03-2006, 02:31 PM   #8
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The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
Itís the only food Iíve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!

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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
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Old 05-03-2006, 02:54 PM   #9
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The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
Itís the only food Iíve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!

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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?

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Old 05-03-2006, 05:35 PM   #10
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The banana is a marvelous fruit,
Nutrition of the highest repute!
But I wonder how it could be:
Itís the only food Iíve ever seen,
Whether yellow, red, or green,
That goes in your mouth,
And comes out down south,
In the same shape it was originally!

~ Ghoulslime

http://www.jabberwockee.com/e107/com...mment.news.228
Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
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Old 05-03-2006, 07:11 PM   #11
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Which only goes to prove that you KNOW YOUR SHIT!
Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.

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Old 05-03-2006, 10:53 PM   #12
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Damn straight, my friend! Want a banana?
I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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Old 05-04-2006, 03:13 PM   #13
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I'm not sure that any response I can come up with isn't going to make me look bad.....it's like the old "Have you stopped beating your wife?" deal.
No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.

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Old 05-04-2006, 03:41 PM   #14
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No, really! I have a banana right here in my pocket. Just reach in there and grab it out.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.
Sure you don't want those flies tickling your banana? I am pretty sure you're hetero, and understood the joke, and I am sure Sterny does, too. Now I'm more sure you're hetero...as if I really care, one way or the other.
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:14 PM   #15
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Fruit flies like a banana.
Oh! Look at Sternwallow trying to banana block Logarithm! I was just joking, guys! Keep your hands off of my banana. There will be no banana splits here today.
Sure you don't want those flies tickling your banana? I am pretty sure you're hetero, and understood the joke, and I am sure Sterny does, too. Now I'm more sure you're hetero...as if I really care, one way or the other.
Those flies from Spain, perchance?

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