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07-10-2018, 08:22 PM
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please could you stop praying
I think there should be a mandatory IQ limit 130 and age limit 21 for prayer and maybe let only men pray or let women pray when they are off their cycle
we are symbionts with God and he does answer prayers God destroyed the ancient world by flood, someone must have prayed for its destruction someone must have prayed for the destruction of soddom and Gomorrah someone must have prayed for revenge on the egytians ten plages killing all their first born YOU are making God look stupid all that death from stupid prayers |
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07-11-2018, 12:53 AM
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If you have stopped taking your meds, you need to get back on them soonest or, if you aren't on meds, you should see a doctor and get some. You really aren't well. Do I sound like a fuckin' people person? |
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07-11-2018, 06:51 AM
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Stop the Holy See men! |
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07-11-2018, 08:19 AM
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I guess it's time to ignore this dumbass too.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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07-12-2018, 02:48 PM
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 Well, I can help you with that. My IQ > 130; it's why I don't pray. Also, it is not possible to make something nonexistent look like anything. |
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07-12-2018, 03:22 PM
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Jesus said let your yes mean yes and your no mean no, anything beyond a yes or no falls under the jurisdiction of Azazel prayer and saying 'amen' is more than a yes or no, that's why I don't do it |
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07-12-2018, 11:11 PM
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Well......Yes and no.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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07-13-2018, 12:30 AM
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 Do I sound like a fuckin' people person? |
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07-13-2018, 05:04 PM
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I heard it as "No means yes, yes means anal!". Oh, wait that was some stupid fratboys giving a rape victim pointers, here in the US of A.
HumbleBeauty, you're cute. [pats head] |
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07-14-2018, 02:59 PM
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thank goodness he's on our side |
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08-30-2018, 06:09 PM
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God's perfect plan would be perfect if not for all of these motherfuckers praying. Every time God gets his game plan back on track, some son of a bitch prays for something else, and the train goes off the rails again. God should have made this calculation part of his plan.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-17-2022, 09:06 PM
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When did you get out of the asylum? Or do you have computers there? Live and Let Die |
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