03-04-2010, 05:00 PM
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I Live Here
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World Stunned to Find Gay Sex in the Vatican
Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting
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Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Vatican chorister, over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought to him. Transcripts in the possession of the Guardian suggest that numerous men may have been procured for Balducci, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.
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Most interesting to me was this
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While Catholicism does not condemn homosexuality outright, its teaching is that homosexual acts "are intrinsically disordered". The Catechism of the Catholic church states unequivocally: "Under no circumstances can they be approved."
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Actually, theists are asexualists as they don't believe that sexual preference is inherent.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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03-04-2010, 05:05 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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A "Gentleman of His Holiness"? Srsly?
And teh gay is a surprise?
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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03-04-2010, 05:12 PM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Kate wrote
A "Gentleman of His Holiness"? Srsly?
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Sounds like Pimp to me.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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03-04-2010, 05:15 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Indeed.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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03-04-2010, 05:20 PM
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I'm reminded of Captain Renault in Casablanca - "I'm shocked....SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce
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03-04-2010, 05:40 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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03-04-2010, 07:32 PM
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It seems sad that they are breaking away from the traditional rape of altar boys.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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03-04-2010, 09:28 PM
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In this economy it's just not practical....
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-05-2010, 06:57 AM
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Guest
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03-05-2010, 08:00 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Is that what's going on here? I thought he was proposing so he can get in on that swell government healthcare plan.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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03-05-2010, 08:03 AM
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PZ inspired me to a localised caption contest.
"Cocksuckers' Conga"
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-05-2010, 03:16 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
In this economy it's just not practical....
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You're saying it's better to pay up front ...
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03-05-2010, 10:16 PM
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Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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03-05-2010, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
PZ inspired me to a localised caption contest.
"Cocksuckers' Conga"
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Yes but proskinesis is the correct word. It is a sacred act where the orgasmic benedictions of the Lord Penis-Christ are given.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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03-06-2010, 07:05 AM
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Cal - What if the shrivelled member of a bitter old man is no longer able to deliver the milky sacrament?
Maybe he's got a bag filled with the semen of altar boys taped to his leg.
If religion were based on facts, it would be called science, and no one would believe it. -- Stephen Colbert
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