04-03-2008, 02:15 PM
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Professor Chaos wrote
Cool. Will you let us know if he's eaten anything?
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And, if so, did he choose the right wine to complement it?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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04-03-2008, 02:17 PM
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Sure thing. If we grill this afternoon I'll toss a burnt braut his way and record his reaction. I will unlock the secrets of the White Hair-Bellied Stoop Drunk. It could be the key in finding the missing link in the evolutionary chain.
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It could even get you a paper in a reputable peer-reviewed journal which is much more than theists, the poor apes, can ever hope for.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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04-03-2008, 02:39 PM
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Xans wrote:
"Maybe some atheists do have a modicum of brain activity to be able to see their own contradictions. "
hey retard, you obviously have not read the Bible. Way to go retard. confirming once more your microcephalia and learning impediment.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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04-04-2008, 03:33 AM
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Knupfer, are you a mammal or not?
I've never seen anyone so unable to answer such a simple question.
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04-04-2008, 05:00 AM
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Facehammer wrote
Knupfer, are you a mammal or not?
I've never seen anyone so unable to answer such a simple question.
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The Knutbar is too embarrassed to admit that his mother was/is a mammal.
He incidentally makes a small case that he is not a vertebrate due to his obvious lack of backbone. Perhaps that is why he slithers so.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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04-04-2008, 05:22 AM
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Knupfer wrote
Choobus made the comment that anyone who believes that humans came from non-human apes is a moron.
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Alas: anyone who believes that humans came from a non-human, non-physical super-being is a far greater moron.
a‧the‧ist (n): one who remains unconvinced.
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04-04-2008, 06:50 AM
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Knupfer wrote
Your inability to address the OP shows that either you can see your own contradictions and and are too cowardly to admit it, or that you're not literate enough to engage in any kind of intelligent discussion.
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04-19-2008, 10:19 AM
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knupfer have a word fella. were all mammals. and we dont come from apes in the sense that somehow in africa there are monkeys accidentally bearing humans. over time genetic mutations occured to a particular kind of ape that over the years became homo sapien. i wont insult you as i enjoy discussing theology with those who believe. but please dont let your belief cloud your eyes to reality.
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04-19-2008, 11:04 AM
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Knupfer wrote
Choobus made the comment that anyone who believes that humans came from non-human apes is a moron. I agree with his comment. But since scientists on the documentary "Ape To Man" have made the claim that humans came from non-human apes, then of course they're morons.
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what the fuck are you on about you vacuous cretin? Where did I make this comment? I have no recollection of discussing evolution with a nutsack like you, just as I wouldn't have a chat about astrophysics with a 3 year old child. The only ape-to-man documentary you are fit to comment on involves bestiality and anal violations.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
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04-19-2008, 01:26 PM
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chill out choobus, hell learn that magic is just an illusion and that he has no other way through religious hocus pocus to believe other than intelligent design, or creationism or whatever theyre calling the fairystory of creation nowadays.
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04-23-2008, 05:04 PM
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ILOVEJESUS wrote
knupfer have a word fella. were all mammals. and we dont come from apes in the sense that somehow in africa there are monkeys accidentally bearing humans. over time genetic mutations occured to a particular kind of ape that over the years became homo sapien. i wont insult you as i enjoy discussing theology with those who believe. but please dont let your belief cloud your eyes to reality.
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You might keep your ignorance to yourself. Monkeys are not apes and people are. Why do you keep embarrassing yourself like this?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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04-23-2008, 05:06 PM
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ILOVEJESUS wrote
chill out choobus, hell learn that magic is just an illusion and that he has no other way through religious hocus pocus to believe other than intelligent design, or creationism or whatever theyre calling the fairystory of creation nowadays.
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What the hell does hell have to do with it, moron?
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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04-25-2008, 03:01 AM
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stern you bell end if you want to make arguments at every corner ( and you clearly do) at least try tofigure out what your arguing against. my first point has no difficiencies. i was simply using the word monkey at first as a way of explaining to him the obsurdidty of his point. lastly explaining how it happened. dont be such a god awful cock. my last point just says that eventully he will have to acknowledge that his beliefs are just forms of creationism and that in turn is a fairystory.
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04-25-2008, 03:01 AM
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argumentative old cock swallower
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04-25-2008, 07:31 AM
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ILOVEJESUS wrote
argumentative old cock swallower
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Don't be so hard on yourself, you're probably not that old.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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