06-17-2011, 04:22 PM
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#556
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Quote:
ILOVEJESUS wrote
If ever we meet I will indeed give it a pull..........and hope it doesn't make you poop yourself.
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Oh, you tease!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-17-2011, 04:26 PM
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#557
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A Little Light for Dim-Witted Fundies
The speed of light, that is to say the speed at which light travels through a vacuum, is 299,792,458 meters per second, or approximately 186,282 miles per second. A light year is the distance that light travels in one Earth year.
Therefore, if Alpha Centauri is 4.37 Light years away from Earth, light which originates from a star in Alpha Centauri takes about 4.37 years to reach Earth.
Light which originates from a star in Andromeda Galaxy takes about 2.5 million years to reach Earth.
Light from the furthest observable stars in the universe takes about 13 billion years to reach Earth.
If your imaginary friend made the world a few thousand years ago, and put the pretty stars in the sky so that Christians would have light to see by at night, how did the light from the most distant stars reach Earth already? Let me guess, God's magic light travel's through the faith-time continuum, right?
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Ares is from Mars.
Jesus is from Uranus.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-17-2011, 04:47 PM
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#558
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YHWH's Dumping Ground - a compendium of Jesus feces from one of the most doltish Christers to challenge the RA forum with his delusion.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-17-2011, 05:20 PM
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#559
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 08:28 AM
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#560
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Sorry, Ghoul, that is a really shitty pick-up line.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-18-2011, 08:50 AM
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#561
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You don't have to pick them up, you just hit them on the head with a piece of wood!
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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06-18-2011, 10:34 AM
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#562
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Sorry, Ghoul, that is a really shitty pick-up line.
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Ha ha! I might try it out next time I go "clubbing".
Hey, baby! You look like you could use a man in your cave...
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 10:37 AM
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#563
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Quote:
Kinich Ahau wrote
You don't have to pick them up, you just hit them on the head with a piece of wood!
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Kate is way into the wood! She likes it rough, you know? Probably warm and wet at the thought of some sweaty lumberjack laying down the lumber!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:40 PM
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#564
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Jesus walks into a motel, gives the innkeeper three giant nails and asks, “Can you please put me up for the night?”
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:46 PM
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#565
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Jesus Christ!
Best S&M EVER!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:47 PM
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:48 PM
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#567
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:50 PM
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#568
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:53 PM
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Oh, glorious, crunchy, manifestations of the Lord! My faith in You is renewed! Oh, salt of the earth! No one can eat just one Jesus!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-18-2011, 03:54 PM
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#570
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Think about Jesus! He's complete bullshit, ain't he?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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