Jesus Fucking Bollocks!!

[hertz vanrental]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Stupid Fucker!



I bet this has got the regulation redneck & standard buybull-belt fucknuggets writing up the next round of rapture predictions!

In the beginning, there was the word and the word was: http://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html.

All hail HTML.

All Hail URI.

All Hail HTTP.

All hail Sir Tim Berners-Lee.

All Hail W3C.

[Sinfidel]

[Sinfidel]

https://www.foxnews.com/science/bibl...erologist-says


Thank our politicians for giving us the right to believe stuff like this, and those hard working tax exempt preachers giving us timely warning of the coming end on April 23rd! hallelujah

[hertz vanrental]

Sinfidel wrote

https://www.foxnews.com/science/bibl...erologist-says


Thank our politicians for giving us the right to believe stuff like this, and those hard working tax exempt preachers giving us timely warning of the coming end on April 23rd! hallelujah

April 23 is tomorrow. In what way is this warning timely, pray tell?

How do I complete my bucket list in less than 6 hours, ffs?

[Smellyoldgit]

I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's first come first served and I'll end up with fucking white socks & sandals.

[hertz vanrental]

Smellyoldgit wrote

I wonder if the pea-brains get craptured in their shoes? I could do with some decent soled footware for dog walking. Who should I contact to place a reservation on a decent pair? Knowing my luck it's first come first served and I'll end up with fucking white socks & sandals.

Well, we're still here. What a fuckin' shock.

White socks and sandals? Have some respect for yourself, man. If you don't, at least do it for the dog, ffs.