Old 11-27-2014, 06:02 AM   #9091
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From here, the Top Ten corrections to the returning fuckwit's opening salvo -

As a creationist,

10) I am obviously an intellectually challenged deluded dolt - my bullshit should not be taken seriously.

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Old 11-27-2014, 06:16 AM   #9092
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As a creationist

9) I am likely to come up with a retarded 747 analogy at the drop of a hat.

Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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Old 11-27-2014, 07:56 AM   #9093
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8) I am so embarrassed by god of the bible, that I am now special pleading my very own non specific supreme being.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 11-27-2014, 07:58 AM   #9094
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7) & hiding it beyond time, in the last refuge of god of the gaps.

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Old 11-27-2014, 10:11 AM   #9095
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As a creationist,

6. I clearly understand how magic god layered all of the dead dinosaurs just right, right after the big flood. Figure that one out, Satan!

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Old 11-27-2014, 12:22 PM   #9096
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As I've said ad nauseam since I joined this forum many many years ago. Zombie God Belief ( my postulated ChristPsychosis) is a Neural Array like HIV.
A cancer of the brain that erodes rational thought as do the many Schizophrenias & other neurological disorders.
http://youtu.be/5d5mEXUtXWg?list=UUy...ztaO12TCSQTpUg

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 11-27-2014, 12:50 PM   #9097
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As a creationist,

5. I suffer from a cancer of the brain that erodes rational thought as do the many Schizophrenias & other neurological disorders.

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 11-28-2014, 03:38 PM   #9098
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4) As a creationist.

I thank the architect for destroying those nasty dinosaurs. He just made them for practice.

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Old 11-28-2014, 03:52 PM   #9099
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3) As a creationist.

Why?

Why. why why why - oh please why.......

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Old 11-28-2014, 05:56 PM   #9100
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4) As a creationist.

I thank the architect for destroying those nasty dinosaurs. He just made them for practice.
Yeah. Even after all that practice, the uber-cunt just keeps on fucking up.

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Old 11-29-2014, 01:14 AM   #9101
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2) as a creationist

I don't think-

Michael...you are correct
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Old 11-29-2014, 05:26 PM   #9102
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I hold the UK all-cummers record.
That's enviable. I'm a relative newcomer.

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Old 12-01-2014, 10:06 AM   #9103
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And as a creationist
1) I really like my god in my gaps

"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 12-01-2014, 10:11 AM   #9104
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I know. I need to start a list. Give me a minute. Or more...

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Old 12-01-2014, 10:25 AM   #9105
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Top Ten Things Drewl keeps in his pants:

10) His hamster.

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