Old 07-12-2007, 05:23 AM   #1
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How to keep track of all the Christ-loving, hooker-visiting, family valuing, diaper-wearing Jeetards running the country?

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One of the small ironies in Vitter's exposure is that he came to Congress in 2000 after Speaker-to-be Bob Livingston abruptly quit the House over a sex scandal. Livingston was replacing Newt Gingrich, who had resigned in the midst of prosecuting Clinton for having an affair with a young staffer while himself having an affair with a young staffer. Vitter prospered by pushing issues such as abstinence and traditional marriage. He won a Senate seat in 2004.
(Bloomberg)

Re Newtie: Here's a guy who cherishes the sacredness of marriage so much he's done the deed three times (so far).

The dude was having an affair while Speaker of the House -- the same time the House investigated and then impeached Clinton for using Monica Lewinsky as a humidor. That's a hypochrist!

Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker ("the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history", said dead fat guy, Jerry Falwell), Tom DeLay . . . and so forth.

Who else is a hypochrist?

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Old 07-12-2007, 05:56 AM   #2
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Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:03 AM   #3
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Personal anecdotes are acceptable. After all, Jeebus was all about slumming with the locals, wudn't He?

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Old 07-12-2007, 06:35 AM   #4
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:37 AM   #5
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Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

For example, I personally know a "good xian" who refers to people of our intellectual bent as "fucking moron atheists". Yet he eats the jeebus cracker and puts $60 in the plate every sunday, while frequently indulging in his penchant for live interactive internet porn and blowjobs from prostitutes.

I'm sure I'll get a wicked virtual tongue lashing now from our resident moral compass for being so mean and judgmental.
I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]


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Old 07-12-2007, 06:44 AM   #6
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Not at all! That chugger wasn't such a Christ Puncher (was he?), but he did get his first lesson in kid-touching from a clergyman.

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Not at all! That chugger wasn't such a Christ Puncher (was he?), but he did get his first lesson in kid-touching from a clergyman.
No, not a real extreme Christ pounder. But he was a practicing Catholic, and apparently was getting plenty of practice.

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Old 07-12-2007, 07:26 AM   #8
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How to keep track of all the Christ-loving, hooker-visiting, family valuing, diaper-wearing Jeetards running the country?

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One of the small ironies in Vitter's exposure is that he came to Congress in 2000 after Speaker-to-be Bob Livingston abruptly quit the House over a sex scandal. Livingston was replacing Newt Gingrich, who had resigned in the midst of prosecuting Clinton for having an affair with a young staffer while himself having an affair with a young staffer. Vitter prospered by pushing issues such as abstinence and traditional marriage. He won a Senate seat in 2004.
(Bloomberg)

Re Newtie: Here's a guy who cherishes the sacredness of marriage so much he's done the deed three times (so far).

The dude was having an affair while Speaker of the House -- the same time the House investigated and then impeached Clinton for using Monica Lewinsky as a humidor. That's a hypochrist!

Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker ("the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history", said dead fat guy, Jerry Falwell), Tom DeLay . . . and so forth.

Who else is a hypochrist?
Well said, but we must not forget that Hypocrisy is the #1 virtue of this delusion inducing disorder followed by Perverse deceit, devious immorality, perfidious intolerance and malevolent contradictions. :)

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 07-12-2007, 07:42 AM   #9
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Well said, but we must not forget that Hypocrisy is the #1 virtue of this delusion inducing disorder followed by Perverse deceit, devious immorality, perfidious intolerance and malevolent contradictions. :)
I'll try not to forget all that. But can we come up with a pithy acronym or something ?

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Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

For example, I personally know a "good xian" who refers to people of our intellectual bent as "fucking moron atheists". Yet he eats the jeebus cracker and puts $60 in the plate every sunday, while frequently indulging in his penchant for live interactive internet porn and blowjobs from prostitutes.

I'm sure I'll get a wicked virtual tongue lashing now from our resident moral compass for being so mean and judgmental.
:o

mr. batali????

:o

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Old 07-12-2007, 12:48 PM   #11
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I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]

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mr. batali????

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the church-goer you are talking about on post #2.....you know, mario batali? the guy that cooks over at the food channel? you know........

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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a tiny dribble in an ocean of bukkake









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Old 07-12-2007, 02:03 PM   #15
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Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

For example, I personally know a "good xian" who refers to people of our intellectual bent as "fucking moron atheists". Yet he eats the jeebus cracker and puts $60 in the plate every sunday, while frequently indulging in his penchant for live interactive internet porn and blowjobs from prostitutes.

I'm sure I'll get a wicked virtual tongue lashing now from our resident moral compass for being so mean and judgmental.
I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]

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