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Old 10-04-2008, 01:18 PM   #16
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Tony Blair is a fucking jifter.
Alright, I give up, what the fuck is a "jifter"?

I looked in urbandictionary, and they didn't know either.

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Old 10-04-2008, 01:44 PM   #17
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Tony Blair is a fucking jifter. We'd have been better off with Lionel Blair running the country.


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Old 10-04-2008, 03:49 PM   #18
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Alright, I give up, what the fuck is a "jifter"?

I looked in urbandictionary, and they didn't know either.
A jifter is basically a useless cunt. someone who never follows through with something, usually for a really lame reason (I'm sorry I didn't pick the kids up from daycare, I was having a wank). You couldn't find it because I made it up some time ago.

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Old 10-04-2008, 04:26 PM   #19
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I have to say I read with breathless anticipation whenever a Choobus post has a sentence that begins "It's like...".
He has some of the most delicious similes I have ever encountered. And prolific! Choobus is as prolific as a Mormon with a Viagra addiction. And they aren’t just trite old clichés either! This stuff is pure art! Choobus cranks out similes like Michael Angelo taking his last shit! He ejaculates his similes like Picasso masturbating on a page of Shakespearean sonnets! It is beauty!

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Old 10-04-2008, 04:32 PM   #20
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He has some of the most delicious similes I have ever encountered. And prolific! Choobus is as prolific as a Mormon with a Viagra addiction and a key to the local junior high school. And they aren’t just trite old clichés either! This stuff is pure art! Choobus cranks out similes like Michael Angelo taking his last shit! He ejaculates his similes like Picasso masturbating on a page of Shakespearean sonnets! It is beauty!
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