Old 05-21-2009, 04:47 AM   #1
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New Krusty Katlick Kunt

Most decent folk on this fine forum won’t give much of a shit who heads up the Katlick church in Britain.
The new incumbent, currently being sworn in via some farcical ceremony as I type is the Right Scrotable Vincent Nichols.
Reading his resume, we can expect much of the same garbage relating to ‘Traditional Catholic Values’

Even before taking office he has denounced plans to show TV adverts for condoms and birth control clinics.

... and he’s already having to defend comments on the ‘courage’ of Irish priest child abusers

Feel free to post any congratulatory abuse in this thread – which I predict will be used as evidence when he’s eventually nominated for a coveted Shitlord award.

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Old 05-21-2009, 05:15 AM   #2
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:13 AM   #3
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The twat (rhymes with cat) has only been in office for 2 days and the stupidity is up and running

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The new and the departing Archbishops of Westminster launched a joint offensive yesterday against atheists and secular society.

At the installation of the Most Rev Vincent Nichols at Westminster Cathedral, his predecessor, Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor, described a lack of faith as “the greatest of evils” and blamed atheism for war and destruction, implying that it was a greater evil even than sin itself. After receiving the crozier marking the office, Archbishop Nichols, glitteringly vested in newly minted gold mitre and chasuble, also defended faith against the secular agenda.

Archbishop Nichols, who is 63 and could remain in his post as 11th Archbishop of Westminster until his 80th birthday, gave clear signals that his main thrust as spiritual leader of the 4.2 million Catholics of England and Wales will be to secure a place for Christianity at the centre of the country’s increasingly secular society.
Of course, neither of the fools made any mention of the child abuse scandal currently making big headlines over here. Wankers.

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Old 05-25-2009, 12:16 PM   #4
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Old 05-26-2009, 04:51 AM   #5
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Wearing a mitre can turn a twat (rhymes with künt) into a prick. I wonder if there's a theory about why priests and bishops would want to look like big penises ...

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Old 05-26-2009, 06:47 AM   #6
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Old 05-26-2009, 09:13 AM   #7
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...twat (rhymes with künt)...

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You realize, of course, that the mitre was designed to hide the fact that St. Peter had bunny ears, right. Because he was actually a rabbit! Sh, don't tell anyone.
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:21 AM   #9
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Old 08-02-2009, 02:03 AM   #10
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Our new Farce-bishop pokes his snout into the interwebs.

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Social networking websites, texting and e-mails are undermining community life, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has warned.

Archbishop Vincent Nichols said MySpace and Facebook led young people to seek "transient" friendships, with quantity becoming more important than quality.
The old fucker would cream his cassock if he happened to sign up to this fine forum.

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Old 08-02-2009, 07:20 AM   #11
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Our new Farce-bishop pokes his snout into the interwebs.



The old fucker would cream his cassock if he happened to sign up to this fine forum.
Not so. Who knows the reality and ugliness of sin better than a priest?
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:37 AM   #12
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Not so. Who knows the reality and ugliness of sin better than a priest?
... a sinner?

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... a sinner?
... those sinned against? (Put another way: 'everybody')

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Old 08-02-2009, 08:47 AM   #14
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... a sinner?
We are all sinners. Each and everyone of us. Yes, that includes priests, bishops and the pope.

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... those sinned against? (Put another way: 'everybody')
Exactly so.
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:01 PM   #15
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Not so. Who knows the reality and ugliness of sin better than a priest?
Hard to say because so many priests are clueless about what constitutes sin, and, by extension, what God wants.

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