Old 10-06-2005, 04:56 AM   #1
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In homage to Dave Letterman's top ten lists, I give you the raving atheist Top Ten List thread. For those with no idea of what I am talking about, follow the link above. The rules are simple--you may post as many or as few entries as you wish, going from 10 to 1; whoever posts the #1 entry gets to post the next topic.

First topic: Why cant Choobus convert to a religious fundy?

10): Wanking isnt a commandment.

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80 pages, Jeebus Christ!
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:18 AM   #2
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9) he would take the hymn "Oh come all ye faithful" literally

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Old 10-06-2005, 09:20 AM   #3
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8) Cause Choob's idea of baptism doesn't involve... water
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:17 PM   #4
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6) "Hey, where's the wine we need for communion?"
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Old 10-06-2005, 06:51 PM   #5
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4): Doesnt follow the bible because it doesnt have pictures in it.
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Old 10-06-2005, 11:38 PM   #6
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3) Thinks that "holy communion" is some sort of group assfucking

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Old 10-06-2005, 11:56 PM   #7
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2) Thinks "transsubstatiation" is something that comes with a she-cock
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Old 10-07-2005, 11:52 AM   #8
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And the number one reason Choobus cannot convert to a fundy?

he's as bent as a nine bob note

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Old 10-07-2005, 12:02 PM   #9
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Top Ten reasons why Bill O'reilly won't get into heaven:

Adolph Hitler will object claiming "I'm the only Nazi in this villiage"

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Old 10-07-2005, 12:51 PM   #10
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9) Because he is a lying liar who lies a lot.
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Old 10-07-2005, 01:11 PM   #11
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8) Heaven already packed with self-contradicting windbags
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:54 PM   #12
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7): God only lets Democrats in.
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Old 10-07-2005, 07:12 PM   #13
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6) Because he can't clean the angels with a lufa sponge.
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Old 10-08-2005, 02:34 AM   #14
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5): angels arent all naked, like he saw in Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life.
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Old 10-10-2005, 10:31 AM   #15
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4) Because he shut off Jesus' mike and told him to "Shut Up!"

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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