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Old 06-16-2006, 02:47 PM   #16
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In order to qualify as a shitlord you must be a theist but not necessarily an RA member. However, because of the personal contact we have with them (and subsequent vexation) Theists who post here get priority. (otherwise it would be Kent Hovind, PAt Robertson and Jerry Fallwell on rotation)

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Old 06-16-2006, 02:49 PM   #17
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i second the motion.
That made me chuckle, at any rate.

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Old 06-16-2006, 03:00 PM   #18
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i second the motion.
That made me chuckle, at any rate.

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Old 06-16-2006, 03:53 PM   #19
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I think canuckfish has a real yeaning in his heart for this title.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:58 PM   #20
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I think canuckfish has a real yeaning in his heart for this title.
Next week will be his turn if you want. This week is Francis week. Let us enjoy giving it to the...*&^%&&*^&$#@!$$%^%%#*...SOB this week.
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:00 PM   #21
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Choobus, this just occurred to me:

What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:58 PM   #22
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Choobus, this just occurred to me:

What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.

What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?

well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.

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Old 06-16-2006, 04:59 PM   #23
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Choobus, this just occurred to me:

What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.

What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?

well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:45 PM   #24
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P-Dunn had done the same thing only he stopped coming back once we all had him in painted him into different corners that he couldnt logic his way out of. I'd be pretty surprized if he came back.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:55 PM   #25
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well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."

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Old 06-16-2006, 05:56 PM   #26
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well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
:lol::lol::lol:

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Old 06-16-2006, 06:11 PM   #27
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well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
:lol::lol::lol:
Yeah, you laugh now, but wait 'til your lecture the day after eating some dodgy mexican dish when it feels like one of Stephen King's shit-weasels is trying to gnaw its way out your arsehole. :)

You'll never fart again without considering the mechanics of the shart.

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Old 06-16-2006, 06:37 PM   #28
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Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
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Old 06-16-2006, 06:47 PM   #29
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Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
Embarassed disgust? Nonsense! Francis would remain humble, yet proud. Gleeful, yet respectful... to recieve such an honored prize from Choobus himself.
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Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
Francis: "Ooh, a sewer bass!"

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