06-16-2006, 02:47 PM
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In order to qualify as a shitlord you must be a theist but not necessarily an RA member. However, because of the personal contact we have with them (and subsequent vexation) Theists who post here get priority. (otherwise it would be Kent Hovind, PAt Robertson and Jerry Fallwell on rotation)
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-16-2006, 02:49 PM
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#17
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Quote:
Eva wrote
i second the motion.
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That made me chuckle, at any rate.
All those who vote in favour say "Aye."
Aye.
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06-16-2006, 03:00 PM
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#18
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Quote:
FishFace wrote
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Eva wrote
i second the motion.
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That made me chuckle, at any rate.
All those who vote in favour say "Aye."
Aye.
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Title well deserved!
But this is the only thing Franciscana gets from me for insulting Ten:
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06-16-2006, 03:53 PM
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I think canuckfish has a real yeaning in his heart for this title.
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06-16-2006, 03:58 PM
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Quote:
thenormalyears wrote
I think canuckfish has a real yeaning in his heart for this title.
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Next week will be his turn if you want. This week is Francis week. Let us enjoy giving it to the...*&^%&&*^&$#@!$$%^%%#*...SOB this week.
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06-16-2006, 04:00 PM
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Choobus, this just occurred to me:
What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
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06-16-2006, 04:58 PM
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#22
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Quote:
HomoCyclist wrote
Choobus, this just occurred to me:
What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
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Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.
What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?
well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-16-2006, 04:59 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Quote:
HomoCyclist wrote
Choobus, this just occurred to me:
What if there is a Theist who is not a 'lord' but a 'lady'? The title then would be the shitlady of the week? :lol:
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Good point. I say we just make Shitlord non-gender specific.
What are the other characteristics of a shitlord?
well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage? Well, this process is analogous to the method by which a shitlord speaks, only they cannot realise this and consequently spend their lives dripping with shit.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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06-16-2006, 05:45 PM
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P-Dunn had done the same thing only he stopped coming back once we all had him in painted him into different corners that he couldnt logic his way out of. I'd be pretty surprized if he came back.
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06-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
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It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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06-16-2006, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Tenspace wrote
Quote:
Choobus wrote
well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
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It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
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:lol::lol::lol:
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-16-2006, 06:11 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Quote:
Tenspace wrote
Quote:
Choobus wrote
well, have you ever attempted a fart that went too far, resulting in some turdage?
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It's called a shart, as in "Francis just sharted in his pants."
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:lol::lol::lol:
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Yeah, you laugh now, but wait 'til your lecture the day after eating some dodgy mexican dish when it feels like one of Stephen King's shit-weasels is trying to gnaw its way out your arsehole. :)
You'll never fart again without considering the mechanics of the shart.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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06-16-2006, 06:37 PM
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
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Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
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06-16-2006, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
BuzzKill wrote
Quote:
Kate wrote
Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
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Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
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Embarassed disgust? Nonsense! Francis would remain humble, yet proud. Gleeful, yet respectful... to recieve such an honored prize from Choobus himself.
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06-16-2006, 08:29 PM
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Quote:
BuzzKill wrote
Quote:
Kate wrote
Well, we could give Francis a goldfish in a baggy, like at the carnival.
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Hahaha. I'm not sure if you meant it this way, but I just imagined Choobus handing Francis a plastic bag containing some murky water with a soft, neutrally bouyant turd floating in the middle. Francis has a look of embarassed disghust on his face, by the way.
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Francis: "Ooh, a sewer bass!"
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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