Old 10-09-2007, 04:52 AM   #2251
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I have this on the back window of The Beloved Hoopty Jeep

"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 10-09-2007, 11:30 AM   #2252
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I have this on the back window of The Beloved Hoopty Jeep
Life around you must be a visual feast.

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Old 10-09-2007, 11:43 AM   #2253
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Dig in!

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Old 10-10-2007, 08:15 AM   #2254
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I wonder what my wife would do if I came home with this tattoo...

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Old 10-10-2007, 08:21 AM   #2255
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Point, laugh, then kiss you ass into next Tuesday.

I'd help her, then take her to breakfast.

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Old 10-11-2007, 10:42 AM   #2256
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Not sure if anyone ever reads Bill Simmons on ESPN.com, and it's probably only the other parents out there that can relate, but Simmons' definition of "Teletubbies" had me hysterical.

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What are the Teletubbies, you ask? Multicolored, androgynous, possibly homicidal Muppets with speech impediments and farting problems who pop out of the ground after getting instructions from a smiling baby whose face has been superimposed on the sun, then jump around, wobble into each other and giggle for no reason. Twice per show, they break away from the Teletubbies to show a group of English kids learning from a female teacher named Debbie who has scary Austin Powers-type teeth. Then the show ends with the Tubbies popping back into the ground as the smiling sun baby grins in approval. That's the whole show.
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:33 PM   #2257
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Has anyone seen the preview for 30 Days of Night? (I think that's what it's called.)

I know it's silly and wrong, but I always smile a little when the girl is about to get pwned by that vampire and cries, "Please, God!" and the vampire simply shakes his head ever so slightly and says, in a cheesy scary movie voice, "No God."

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Old 10-11-2007, 01:48 PM   #2258
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Has anyone seen the preview for 30 Days of Night? (I think that's what it's called.)

I know it's silly and wrong, but I always smile a little when the girl is about to get pwned by that vampire and cries, "Please, God!" and the vampire simply shakes his head ever so slightly and says, in a cheesy scary movie voice, "No God."
That part alone kind of makes me want to rent it when it comes out on DVD. And I am a bit of a sucker for cheesy vampire movies.

(hee hee. "sucker" for "vampire movies")
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Old 10-12-2007, 04:37 AM   #2259
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Has anyone seen the preview for 30 Days of Night? (I think that's what it's called.)

I know it's silly and wrong, but I always smile a little when the girl is about to get pwned by that vampire and cries, "Please, God!" and the vampire simply shakes his head ever so slightly and says, in a cheesy scary movie voice, "No God."
I can't wait to (eventually) see it. I have the graphic novel ("comic book" if you wanna be a dick about it). It's got a pretty cool premise. It's about a bunch of vampires that invade a small town in Alaska to feast during it's dark period (which last about 30 days). The sheriff of said town needs to keep people alive for those thirty days.

Wicked Scary.

When the book came out it was a run away hit. It got picked up by Hollywood pretty quick.
I think it was the first work ever published by the guy who wrote it.
 
Old 10-12-2007, 07:49 AM   #2260
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Old 10-12-2007, 07:58 AM   #2262
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As useful as this thread is, should we start a new one, just to post stories about professional religiots who get in trouble with the law?

This way we can always refer visiting theists to one place when they start going on about how moral their particular brand of fairy tale is.

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
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Good idea.

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Old 10-13-2007, 06:25 PM   #2264
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Enema party!

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20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 10-14-2007, 05:57 AM   #2265
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