Posts that don't deserve threads, Volume I. - Page 4

Smellyoldgit · 12-29-2006, 05:09 AM

Bible games you want ?!
http://www.pointmangames.com/singlegames/bible.htm

Professor Chaos · 12-29-2006, 06:07 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote

Bible games you want ?!
http://www.pointmangames.com/singlegames/bible.htm

In "Bible Math" and "Bible Math II" does pi = 3?

Philboid Studge · 12-29-2006, 10:57 AM

Excellent game here: www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Use arrow keys (not mouse) to guide Santa to his drinks without getting hit by train or touching the tracks. The drunker Santa gets, the harder he is to maneuver/walk.

12-29-2006, 11:25 AM

Anybody ever heard of the jesus and mo webcomic? It's funny and it makes you think, my favorite kind of humor.

This one is my favorite http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/05/11/skin/

Professor Chaos · 12-29-2006, 12:12 PM

Totally doesn't deserve a thread, but I found this interesting:

Mike Tyson arrested for cocaine possession

I couldn't understand this:

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The article wrote

[Maricopa County Sheriff Joe] Arpaio said Tyson was isolated from other prisoners for his own safety while at the county jail.

For his own safety? HIS OWN safety? He's Mike Fucking Tyson for Science's sake!

EDIT: Not only is he Mike Fucking Tyson, he's Mike Fucking Tyson on cocaine. Can you think of a scarier human being to be in a prison cell with than Mike Tyson on coke?

Choobus · 12-29-2006, 01:03 PM

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Professor Chaos wrote

Totally doesn't deserve a thread, but I found this interesting:

Mike Tyson arrested for cocaine possession

I couldn't understand this:

Quote:

The article wrote

[Maricopa County Sheriff Joe] Arpaio said Tyson was isolated from other prisoners for his own safety while at the county jail.

For his own safety? HIS OWN safety? He's Mike Fucking Tyson for Science's sake!

EDIT: Not only is he Mike Fucking Tyson, he's Mike Fucking Tyson on cocaine. Can you think of a scarier human being to be in a prison cell with than Mike Tyson on coke?

yeah, Mike Tyson on Crystal meth. In fact, anyone on PCP.

I'm sure a bunch of prisoners would love to brag about how they kicked tysons ass. He might be tough, but can he take 5 nutters with shanks?

Professor Chaos · 12-29-2006, 01:05 PM

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Choobus wrote

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Professor Chaos wrote

Totally doesn't deserve a thread, but I found this interesting:

Mike Tyson arrested for cocaine possession

I couldn't understand this:

Quote:

The article wrote

[Maricopa County Sheriff Joe] Arpaio said Tyson was isolated from other prisoners for his own safety while at the county jail.

For his own safety? HIS OWN safety? He's Mike Fucking Tyson for Science's sake!

EDIT: Not only is he Mike Fucking Tyson, he's Mike Fucking Tyson on cocaine. Can you think of a scarier human being to be in a prison cell with than Mike Tyson on coke?

yeah, Mike Tyson on Crystal meth. In fact, anyone on PCP.

I'm sure a bunch of prisoners would love to brag about how they kicked tysons ass. He might be tough, but can he take 5 nutters with shanks?

Well, true, but I doubt it was a real prison. I just assumed he was put in the local drunk tank for the night.

Choobus · 12-29-2006, 01:07 PM

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Professor Chaos wrote

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Choobus wrote

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Professor Chaos wrote

Totally doesn't deserve a thread, but I found this interesting:

Mike Tyson arrested for cocaine possession

I couldn't understand this:

For his own safety? HIS OWN safety? He's Mike Fucking Tyson for Science's sake!

EDIT: Not only is he Mike Fucking Tyson, he's Mike Fucking Tyson on cocaine. Can you think of a scarier human being to be in a prison cell with than Mike Tyson on coke?

yeah, Mike Tyson on Crystal meth. In fact, anyone on PCP.

I'm sure a bunch of prisoners would love to brag about how they kicked tysons ass. He might be tough, but can he take 5 nutters with shanks?

Well, true, but I doubt it was a real prison. I just assumed he was put in the local drunk tank for the night.

you're probably right. Still, the biggest danger associated with him being on coke is that he probably wouldn't shut the fuck up all night.

Professor Chaos · 12-29-2006, 01:09 PM

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Choobus wrote

you're probably right. Still, the biggest danger associated with him being on coke is that he probably wouldn't shut the fuck up all night.

:lol:

...And then I thaid, 'I'm goan rip hith heart out and feed it to him. I wanna eat yo children, praithe be to Allah.' and then Lennokth fought me and he beat me but I wath tho deprethed the whole time cauthe I didn't take my Tholoft but that'th why I got into that fight with thothe reporterth and then...

:wall:

01-01-2007, 03:27 AM

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Professor Chaos wrote

Intelligent design vs. evolution board game

:o :o :o :o :o

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Game description wrote

At last, a board game that reveals the insanity of perhaps the greatest hoax of our times -- the unscientific "theory of evolution."

"Intelligent Design vs Evolution" is unique in that the playing pieces are small rubber brains and each team plays for "brain" cards. Each player uses his or her brains to get more brains, and the team with the most brains wins. It has been designed to make people think . . . and that's exactly what it does.

That should be a very popular game... for zombies.

R and All · 01-01-2007, 07:19 AM

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Professor Chaos wrote

...And then I thaid, 'I'm goan rip hith heart out and feed it to him. I wanna eat yo children, praithe be to Allah.' and then Lennokth fought me and he beat me but I wath tho deprethed the whole time cauthe I didn't take my Tholoft but that'th why I got into that fight with thothe reporterth and then...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::bow:

Professor Chaos · 01-05-2007, 10:57 PM

I was just cleaning my basement and found a copy of The Case For Christ by Lee Strobel.

A cookie to whomever has the best idea as to how I should destroy this book.

Irreligious · 01-05-2007, 11:19 PM

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Professor Chaos wrote

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Choobus wrote

you're probably right. Still, the biggest danger associated with him being on coke is that he probably wouldn't shut the fuck up all night.

:lol:

...And then I thaid, 'I'm goan rip hith heart out and feed it to him. I wanna eat yo children, praithe be to Allah.' and then Lennokth fought me and he beat me but I wath tho deprethed the whole time cauthe I didn't take my Tholoft but that'th why I got into that fight with thothe reporterth and then...

:wall:

Mike Tyson and I are from the same Brooklyn neighborhood (though I was born in Harlem). We black, but we sound like other "Noo Yawkers" who grew up in Brooklyn in the 60s and 70s. We would nevah say "goan" when we mean "gonna," nor would we evah utter "yo children" (though our grandparents from Mississippi might) when we mean "yahw choodren." I ain't defending the miserable bastard, but you got the lisp right, so you might as well get the accent correct, too.

01-06-2007, 02:11 AM

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Professor Chaos wrote

I was just cleaning my basement and found a copy of The Case For Christ by Lee Strobel.

A cookie to whomever has the best idea as to how I should destroy this book.

Find a rabbit. Feed the book to the rabbit. Drown the rabbit in a barrel full of petrol. Start shooting into the barrel with some sort of firearm. Once you have hit the rabbit, ignite the petrol, and warm your hands.

Kate · 01-06-2007, 05:43 AM

:O
Ghoulslime would not approve!