Posts that don't deserve threads, Volume I.

defanatic wrote

Find a rabbit. Feed the book to the rabbit. Drown the rabbit in a barrel full of petrol. Start shooting into the barrel with some sort of firearm. Once you have hit the rabbit, ignite the petrol, and warm your hands.

Hey! It's cruel to make a rabbit eat that kind of shit!

[Professor Chaos]

Canadian spy coins.

Freaky shit.

[Professor Chaos]

joni wrote

Hey! It's cruel to make a rabbit eat that kind of shit!

:lol:

Professor Chaos wrote

Canadian spy coins.

Freaky shit.

Very Strange. Especially since RFID only works when you point a signal at someone. Its only a reflector, it doesn't transmit. What would be the point? You can't follow someone with it.

[Tenspace]

Traum wrote

Very Strange. Especially since RFID only works when you point a signal at someone. Its only a reflector, it doesn't transmit. What would be the point? You can't follow someone with it.

RFID does transmit. The device receives power through induction when near an RFID base. THere are hacks you can build to read the information encoded in anyone's RFID gas card (SpeedPass for you ExxonMobil customer) or other RFID device.

Despite the obsession with tags, both among investors and among self-styled consumer advocates, the real issue around data and RFID is more with the data it generates than with what’s on the tags. Most tags don’t carry much more than their own identity: what kind of thing they are, plus a unique serial number. The interesting data comes from the context: where the item travels, who purchases it, and so forth. The directory of what things are is public; it will be the EPC. But that’s like a domain name; it gives you the pointer, but it doesn’t necessarily give you access to the data. That is, I can find out what kind of product a certain number refers to, and I may have the unique serial number. - Esther Dyson

[Gnosital]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndlsVnV5zVA

[anthonyjfuchs]

Choobus wrote

I long for the day when someone on a losing team sarcastically thanks Jesus

They thank Jesus when they win, but blame their teammates, coaching staff and fans when they lose. I'd like to hear a press conference from Terrell Owens:

"We woulda won if Jesus hadn't been knocking all those balls outta my hands. I mean, you saw it; it was right there in my hands. I woulda caught it, but Jesus just knocked it clean out. And that interception earlier; Tony Romo had a clear shot at Terry Glenn, but then Jesus moved the ball so Lito Sheppard could snag it. Come on, man, you were watching the same game I was; Jesus totally blew it. And we ain't gonna put up with that shit. Jesus needs to put up or shut up."

scathach wrote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndlsVnV5zVA

I can't believe it's not Jesus!

[Gnosital]

darwinfish wrote

I can't believe it's not Jesus!

I was playing that in my office a little while ago, and a student went by and gave me the total stank eye!

:D

I turned it up.

[Philboid Studge]

anthonyjfuchs wrote

They thank Jesus when they win, but blame their teammates, coaching staff and fans when they lose. I'd like to hear a press conference from Terrell Owens:

"We woulda won if Jesus hadn't been knocking all those balls outta my hands. I mean, you saw it; it was right there in my hands. I woulda caught it, but Jesus just knocked it clean out. And that interception earlier; Tony Romo had a clear shot at Terry Glenn, but then Jesus moved the ball so Lito Sheppard could snag it. Come on, man, you were watching the same game I was; Jesus totally blew it. And we ain't gonna put up with that shit. Jesus needs to put up or shut up."

Last summer on HBO, boxer Vernon Forrest won a very questionable fight, a decision so dubious that the crowd booed even as announcer Larry Merchant interviewed him after the bout.

"First of all," Vernon said, "I'd like to thank God for giving me this victory."

Merchant replied: "You ought to thank the judges as well."

[Jahrta]

Professor Chaos wrote

Well, the movie also involved some dude fucking a brother and sister at the same time, so...

wait - his own brother and sister, or just doing a brother and sister duo at the same time?

[Professor Chaos]

Jahrta wrote

wait - his own brother and sister, or just doing a brother and sister duo at the same time?

Brother sister duo.

[Professor Chaos]

Jesus takes the Blasphemy Challenge.

[Jahrta]

Professor Chaos wrote

Brother sister duo.

...because these things matter, after all

[Professor Chaos]

Jahrta wrote

...because these things matter, after all

:D