Old 04-03-2007, 04:39 PM   #736
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Just wanted to share something with the rest of the class.

My mom was watching Eastenders (english soap dealio) and there was a scene where a baby was being baptized. Out of curiosity, I asked her if I was baptized and she said "no" so I'm pretty happy!! It's great knowing that I've had practically nothing to do with church! I say "practically nothing" because I went to church twice when my parents moved to Arizona.
I think my parents just wanted the church as a social event, since we didn't know anyone. Anyway, even at 10 years old, I couldn't believe that people believed in that crap!
I trust that you don't believe in that magic crap so being baptized would be irrelevant and meaningless anyway, right? Might as well be baptized in every church in sight (as long as they don't require circumcision), it doesn't matter if you don't believe. Further, if you do believe then baptism is still irrelevant.
I don't believe in that magical crap, so yes, it is meaningless. It's just nice to know that I didn't have to grow through that magical crap.
 
Old 04-03-2007, 04:41 PM   #737
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Just wanted to share something with the rest of the class.

My mom was watching Eastenders (english soap dealio) and there was a scene where a baby was being baptized. Out of curiosity, I asked her if I was baptized and she said "no" so I'm pretty happy!! It's great knowing that I've had practically nothing to do with church! I say "practically nothing" because I went to church twice when my parents moved to Arizona.
I think my parents just wanted the church as a social event, since we didn't know anyone. Anyway, even at 10 years old, I couldn't believe that people believed in that crap!
it's good that you can avoid religon, but it would be even better is you could also avoid eastenders, given that it is total shiesse
I try not to watch Eastenders. I'm really only watching it for one of the characters that I find really sexy!
 
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Just watched the new episode of Law & Order: SVU, Sin. It was a "ripped-from-the-headlines" episode borrowing from the Ted Haggard story, but adding a murder to the mix. Concerning the killer, whose motivations were of the "God hates fags so I'm justified in killing them" variety, Detective Olivia Benson got my Quote of the Week Award when she said: "I blame religion." Touché Mariska; touché.

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If she had blamed religon while wearing a bikini it would have been a lot more convincing, somehow.

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Old 04-03-2007, 06:36 PM   #741
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See -- global warming is a conspiracy!!
 
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Nice that all four of them are in agreement, huh? :)
 
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Alanis Morissette released a hilarious cover of "My Humps" on April Fools:
 
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Highly entertaining. And quite a bit better than anything Fergie has put out.

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Old 04-03-2007, 09:44 PM   #748
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Har, Har. I like Spencer Moon.
 
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I try not to watch Eastenders. I'm really only watching it for one of the characters that I find really sexy!
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...cotton_203.jpg
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