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02-05-2009, 06:50 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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No, I think it's a no-brainer. Literally.
All stuff has to do is post something. Anything. The bar is too low. Like, buried. If the bar were at least laying on the ground, stuff's knuckles would catch on it and stuff would fall down. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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02-05-2009, 07:10 AM
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Some Amputees Don't Need Healin'
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02-05-2009, 05:19 PM
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I Live Here
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That pretty well kills this thread.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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02-05-2009, 06:20 PM
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that woman's mouth....is so bizarre...oddly adapted for the task at....ehmm....mouth...
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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02-05-2009, 06:59 PM
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If god healed that guy he'd lose his job. Now we have answered the original question of the thread.
Q: Why won't god heal amputees? A: So they can do porn. Therefore, god loves amputee porn You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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02-05-2009, 07:00 PM
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God truly does work in mysterious and kinky ways.
Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan |
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02-05-2009, 07:08 PM
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That picture makes every sexual fantasy I've ever had absolutely pedestrian. I acknowledge a higher power. I'm getting another drink.
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02-06-2009, 05:32 AM
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02-06-2009, 05:37 AM
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02-06-2009, 06:18 AM
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Quote:
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02-06-2009, 07:40 AM
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One man's strawman is another man's asshole. |
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02-06-2009, 07:46 AM
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 Worst. Comic book. Ever. In this issue Archie's friend Moose has to change his name to Stumpy. And Jughead has an actual jug for a head. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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02-06-2009, 07:52 AM
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I suppose this is a bad a place as any for The Heather Mills Collection
Stop the Holy See men! |
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02-06-2009, 07:57 AM
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Organ Donator
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 Do NOT watch the director's cut. We need a term for when a thread goes all pornoriffic. 'John Holmes' Law' or some such. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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02-06-2009, 10:25 AM
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Holme's Law. That should work.  "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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