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10-06-2005, 04:56 AM
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In homage to Dave Letterman's top ten lists, I give you the raving atheist Top Ten List thread. For those with no idea of what I am talking about, follow the link above. The rules are simple--you may post as many or as few entries as you wish, going from 10 to 1; whoever posts the #1 entry gets to post the next topic.
First topic: Why cant Choobus convert to a religious fundy? 10): Wanking isnt a commandment. Edit: 80 pages, Jeebus Christ! |
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10-06-2005, 09:18 AM
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9) he would take the hymn "Oh come all ye faithful" literally
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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10-06-2005, 09:20 AM
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8) Cause Choob's idea of baptism doesn't involve... water
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10-06-2005, 02:17 PM
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6) "Hey, where's the wine we need for communion?"
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10-06-2005, 06:51 PM
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4): Doesnt follow the bible because it doesnt have pictures in it.
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10-06-2005, 11:38 PM
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3) Thinks that "holy communion" is some sort of group assfucking
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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10-06-2005, 11:56 PM
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2) Thinks "transsubstatiation" is something that comes with a she-cock
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10-07-2005, 11:52 AM
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And the number one reason Choobus cannot convert to a fundy?
he's as bent as a nine bob note You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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10-07-2005, 12:02 PM
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Top Ten reasons why Bill O'reilly won't get into heaven:
Adolph Hitler will object claiming "I'm the only Nazi in this villiage" You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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10-07-2005, 12:51 PM
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9) Because he is a lying liar who lies a lot.
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10-07-2005, 01:11 PM
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8) Heaven already packed with self-contradicting windbags
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10-07-2005, 05:54 PM
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7): God only lets Democrats in.
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10-07-2005, 07:12 PM
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6) Because he can't clean the angels with a lufa sponge.
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10-08-2005, 02:34 AM
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5): angels arent all naked, like he saw in Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life.
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10-10-2005, 10:31 AM
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4) Because he shut off Jesus' mike and told him to "Shut Up!"
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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