Top ten list challenge.

[Choobus]

logarithm wrote

Now, Choobs, even if the rs is like the farad, that will not help the magnitude of the exponent that much.....earth being ~4.5e+9 years old and all. Oh, wait, I missed the "believe" part. :D

Exactly, of you believe the earth to be 6000 years old then your arsehole quotient is 1.7 rc's, which is some serious assholery (as you say, the rc is like the farad, a fucking big unit).

If you are not a total wang slurper and you accept that the world is 5e9 years old you only score a couple of micro-seacrests, which is ok because everyone needs a little bit of assholeness to get through life.

[anthonyjfuchs]

Choobus wrote

7) A = 10000*rs/e

A = arsehole quotient
rs = unit arsehole (defined as 1 ryan seacrest)
e = age you believe the earth to be in years.

Is it ironic that Bush the Appointed (with an rs of 400), who believes the Earth is 6,000 years old, ended up with an arsehole quotient of 666?

[antix]

anthonyjfuchs wrote

Is it ironic that Bush the Appointed (with an rs of 400), who believes the Earth is 6,000 years old, ended up with an arsehole quotient of 666?

So mathematically speaking then we come to the #4 answer: (WJ) / S = C

W= George Bush's arsehole
J= # of evil Jiz particles entering W
S= Satans gigantic evil cock (represented by the constant '666')
C= level of cockmuncheryness

[Choobus]

3)

no equation can really describe a theist because equations imply logic, and theism requires <<not logic>>:

;

[Philboid Studge]

2) c/d = pi

The ratio of the circumference of C, where C= circular argment [the Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true], divided by the deo-meter [number of theists that can wank on the head of a pin] = 3.caricojiminycricketsaltykatialily . . .

Mmmm ... pie.

[Choobus]

1) and the number one equation to describe theists

n = 4 more

where n = number of extra years jesus wants dubya to stick around for.


top ten words that should be in the dictionary:

10) Jizzbumbles

the bubbling sound made by semen expelled from the anus by intestinal gas. Usually accompanied by a popping as the spunk bubbles burst.

[Philboid Studge]

9) capricunt

n. (often cap.) an irritating person born between December 22 and January 20.

[Choobus]

Philboid Studge wrote

9) capricunt

n. (often cap.) an irritating person born between December 22 and January 20.

not to be confused with caricunt, which is a term describing one who has suffered serious head injuries from a falling 12 foot wooden cross.

[Tenspace]

8) cockmuncher, and all derivatives, such as 'cockmuncheryness'

[Philboid Studge]

7) Aarpoon

transitive verb 1. to engage in sexual intercourse with a senior citizen
n. aarpooner

Example sentence:

"Fred could hear Gladys' jizzbumbles from across the room, even though he hadn't aarpooned her in months."

[anotherTim]

6) Dependsable

needing adult diapers after frequent aarpooning

[Philboid Studge]

Tenspace wrote

8) cockmuncher, and all derivatives, such as 'cockmuncheryness'

The cockmunchification of urban culture is not as fabulous as it sounds.

[Sternwallow]

7) "Goooooooood": the god-slime left on the floor when a theist is squeezed between a Choobus and a Philboid.

[antix]

Philboid Studge wrote

The cockmunchification of urban culture is not as fabulous as it sounds.

On the bright side of this "not-so-fabulous" phenomenon, it would give rise to the profession of Cockmunchicator, and of course the main tool of this trade would be cockmunchicide.

[Eva]

no.....it would be the cockmunchiewrench......