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Old 01-04-2009, 09:38 AM   #7066
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9) Kill myself.


but that's a sin....
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:43 AM   #7067
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Prone? Does that mean I took the HG up the ass?

8) Insist that I'm a still a virgin and that the shit-baby gestating in my cave of recreation was Chocolately Conceived.
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:46 AM   #7068
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7) Scratch my crotch.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:37 AM   #7069
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6) Scratch Eva's crotch.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:57 PM   #7070
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 01-04-2009, 02:09 PM   #7071
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6) Scratch Eva's crotch.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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Old 01-07-2009, 01:39 PM   #7072
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4) Take Cal's JET.
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Old 01-07-2009, 02:58 PM   #7073
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4) Take Cal's JET.
If you KNEW, you wouldn't need a JET, but you might volunteer for noble high risk work, so as to get into heaven. You would certainly give away all your worldly belongings, lay off the shellfish, and quit masturbating.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:08 PM   #7074
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I thought the point of the JET drastic was to prove to Cal that I hadn't bumped my head.

The day I quit masturbating is the day Lil Phil has been pried from my cold dead hands.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:43 PM   #7075
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Maybe it's just beyond our ability to imagine the whole scenario. Let's bring this sucker to close.

3) Remove my slaves foreskins, per instructions

2) Eliminate clothing made with blended fabric, per instructions
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:01 AM   #7076
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And the number one thing you are most likely to do after being infused with the holy ghost:

Get checked for STDs.

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10) Bobbing for nematodes
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:22 AM   #7077
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:33 AM   #7078
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9) Pin the beak on the finch!
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:23 AM   #7079
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8.) Seven Minutes in Heaven...and Selection in Relation to Sex.
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Old 01-10-2009, 09:24 AM   #7080
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7) In Situ Analysis of the Morphology and Variation of Sexually Transmitted Viruses For Children: The Party Game.
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