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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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03-14-2010, 06:35 PM
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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03-15-2010, 05:02 PM
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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03-17-2010, 08:51 PM
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4) http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
Scroll down until you see the giraffe and the moth. I've heard this is parody, but frankly, I'm not sure. |
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03-17-2010, 08:54 PM
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03-21-2010, 11:33 PM
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It's a parody, put out by the same folks responsible for landoverbaptist.org
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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03-22-2010, 05:48 PM
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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3) The Mormons
These assholes think American Indians came from the Middle East, Jesus gave a history of ancient Merika written in ancient Egyptian on gold plates to a treasure hunter and conman in New York, (which also happen to have large amounts of the King James version of the Bible that somehow made it intact through all of the translations, regardless of the inconvenience of being written long after the mystical trans-Atlantic travelers to the new world supposedly left their motherland) denied the priesthood to Black people until recently because those naughty people are direct descendants of Cain, wear magical underwear to protect themselves, and harass gay people whenever they can. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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03-23-2010, 02:20 AM
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2) New Advent
Since our resident bowel itch catlicker first posted bits from this epic dose of claptrappery to try and explain lumps of her bullshit religion, I find it most reassuring to dabble from time to time and remind myself just how sanely normal smelly world is (well, almost). The section on transubstantiation still amazes me and I wonder if the folk that wrote it did so with anything like a straight face. Convoluted, twisted nonsensical gibberish at its absolute best! Stop the Holy See men! |
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03-23-2010, 05:13 AM
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Of course it is convoluted, twisted nonsensical gibberish-- otherwise we would be forced to assume some lack of intelligence and/or learning on your part, wouldn't we? And that can't possibly be it.
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03-23-2010, 05:30 AM
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Smelly the concept of transubstantiation is simple enough for a child to understand.
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03-23-2010, 05:45 AM
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03-23-2010, 06:12 AM
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03-23-2010, 12:12 PM
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Not surprising from someone who advocates child rape and regrets that it is not standard behavior in every parish, since it is also approved by the "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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03-28-2010, 06:38 PM
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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03-28-2010, 06:39 PM
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I Live Here
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What are the top ten reasons why Lily feels she needs to support continued sexual abuse of children in the Catholic Church?
10) She just likes the thought of little kids getting fucked in the ass. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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