04-20-2011, 12:34 AM
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#8356
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Obsessed Member
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Location: Great Ocean Road
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7) Drive up to Christian homes in a removal van, (maybe dressed in a devil suit) knock on the door and ask them what time they're leaving on the 21 May because you want to know when you can come and collect their stuff.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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04-20-2011, 01:28 AM
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#8357
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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In case anyone needs guidance .....
Stop the Holy See men!
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05-04-2011, 01:49 AM
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#8358
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
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6) Put up a few billboards;
Stop the Holy See men!
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05-10-2011, 03:39 PM
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#8359
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 102
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Someone start a new list. The rapture will be over before this list reaches 1)
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05-10-2011, 03:51 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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5) Book your seat at the After the Rapture Party
Stop the Holy See men!
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05-10-2011, 04:30 PM
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#8361
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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Strangely, the Christians I know aren't even aware of the May 21 prediction.
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05-10-2011, 05:52 PM
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#8362
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Posts: 102
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
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At least these religious doomsayers give us reason to party our asses off if nothing else.
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05-10-2011, 05:55 PM
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#8363
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 102
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Quote:
West491 wrote
Strangely, the Christians I know aren't even aware of the May 21 prediction.
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Same here.. In real life I've only talked to one or two who had already heard about it.
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05-11-2011, 08:14 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
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4) All atheists take a vacation starting on the 21st.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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05-11-2011, 02:33 PM
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#8365
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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3) Mock the christ-stains by pointing out teh mooslims have won.
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by the return of Jesus, three monotheistic religions will unite, there will be one single religion (Islam) on earth based on faith in God
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Stop the Holy See men!
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05-11-2011, 11:29 PM
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#8366
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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The very literal 21MAY "deadline" was announced on Colbert tonight so the Christains have no excuse (according to "Romans") for ignorance of it.
Jesus has to come back and do the death thing again because He utterly failed to do it properly the first time.
Anyone of even minimal moral character, an apostle or even a man from Sumeria, would have done a great deal (even if they did not succeed in the end) to prevent or protest the original brutal and woefully unnecessary crucifixion. Instead, the true believers celebrate it and call cop-assisted suicide "good".
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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05-11-2011, 11:55 PM
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#8367
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Location: Britland
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2) Make sure you don't work with people like this poor bugger.
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Herbert Washington, whom co-workers at Significant Plastics Inc. say was unduly concerned with the rapture and the second coming of Christ, suffered a serious heart attack when co-workers pretended they'd been caught away without him.
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Stop the Holy See men!
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05-12-2011, 01:02 AM
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#8368
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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I just might have a coronary myself if the fuckers I am trapped in the nunnery with did that. I would die of happiness that they all finally fucked off.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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05-12-2011, 01:23 AM
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#8369
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
Kate wrote
I just might have a coronary myself if the fuckers I am trapped in the nunnery with did that. I would die of happiness that they all finally fucked off.
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Just be sure your coronary is not terminal. You would not like a cosmic bookkeeping error to land you the same place they all went to forever.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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05-12-2011, 01:57 AM
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#8370
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
The very literal 21MAY "deadline" was announced on Colbert tonight so the Christains have no excuse (according to "Romans") for ignorance of it.
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apart from the ones that can't get Colbert
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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