Top ten list challenge.

[Kinich Ahau]

7) Drive up to Christian homes in a removal van, (maybe dressed in a devil suit) knock on the door and ask them what time they're leaving on the 21 May because you want to know when you can come and collect their stuff.

[Smellyoldgit]

In case anyone needs guidance .....

[Smellyoldgit]

6) Put up a few billboards;

[Humanist]

Someone start a new list. The rapture will be over before this list reaches 1)

[Smellyoldgit]

5) Book your seat at the After the Rapture Party

[West491]

Strangely, the Christians I know aren't even aware of the May 21 prediction.

[Humanist]

Smellyoldgit wrote

5) Book your seat at the After the Rapture Party

At least these religious doomsayers give us reason to party our asses off if nothing else.

[Humanist]

West491 wrote

Strangely, the Christians I know aren't even aware of the May 21 prediction.

Same here.. In real life I've only talked to one or two who had already heard about it.

[Davin]

4) All atheists take a vacation starting on the 21st.

[Smellyoldgit]

3) Mock the christ-stains by pointing out teh mooslims have won.

by the return of Jesus, three monotheistic religions will unite, there will be one single religion (Islam) on earth based on faith in God

[Sternwallow]

The very literal 21MAY "deadline" was announced on Colbert tonight so the Christains have no excuse (according to "Romans") for ignorance of it.

Jesus has to come back and do the death thing again because He utterly failed to do it properly the first time.

Anyone of even minimal moral character, an apostle or even a man from Sumeria, would have done a great deal (even if they did not succeed in the end) to prevent or protest the original brutal and woefully unnecessary crucifixion. Instead, the true believers celebrate it and call cop-assisted suicide "good".

[Smellyoldgit]

2) Make sure you don't work with people like this poor bugger.

Herbert Washington, whom co-workers at Significant Plastics Inc. say was unduly concerned with the rapture and the second coming of Christ, suffered a serious heart attack when co-workers pretended they'd been caught away without him.

[Kate]

I just might have a coronary myself if the fuckers I am trapped in the nunnery with did that. I would die of happiness that they all finally fucked off.

[Sternwallow]

Kate wrote

I just might have a coronary myself if the fuckers I am trapped in the nunnery with did that. I would die of happiness that they all finally fucked off.

Just be sure your coronary is not terminal. You would not like a cosmic bookkeeping error to land you the same place they all went to forever.

[psychodiva]

Sternwallow wrote

The very literal 21MAY "deadline" was announced on Colbert tonight so the Christains have no excuse (according to "Romans") for ignorance of it.

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apart from the ones that can't get Colbert