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10-20-2011, 07:45 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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10-25-2011, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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2) That time He fucked John the Baptist so hard Mary Magdalene felt it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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11-01-2011, 07:59 PM
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1) Didn't actually walk on water, he walked on Walter. Walter Matthau was taking a nap on the floor and he walked on him.
Top Ten Things Harold Camping is Going to do Now That he's Given up on Predicting the End Times 10) Pick horses....he's got money to burn. |
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11-01-2011, 08:27 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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9) Make omelettes.....He's got so much egg on his face.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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11-01-2011, 10:16 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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8) Money market manager
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-01-2011, 11:28 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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7) Shut the Fuck Up.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-02-2011, 06:10 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
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6) Forget he said he wouldn't and predict it again. Losing your mind to old age never felt so good.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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11-02-2011, 06:11 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
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6) Forget he said he wouldn't and predict it again. Losing your mind to old age never felt so good.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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11-02-2011, 07:08 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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5) Harness the Power of Neutrinos to predict things that have already happened.
for eva: 5) Harness the Power of Neutrinos to predict things that have already happened. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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11-02-2011, 08:30 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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4) Buy whores by the dozen & live out his life happily spending the millions of $$$$ his gullible suckers have handed him over the years.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-02-2011, 08:42 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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3) Research his Bible more vigorously for clues to the mystery of the return of his mystical magical master!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-02-2011, 08:44 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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2) Encourage his remaining followers to practice singing, "Here Comes Santa Claus" more energetically than ever before!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-12-2011, 03:14 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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1) Stage prop
 Top Ten Cthulu inspired drink names for what you mix up with the booze after the office 'holiday' party: 10) The Seething Miasma "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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11-12-2011, 03:38 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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9) Tentacle Grape Juice
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-12-2011, 04:55 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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8) The Strange Highball In The Mist
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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