Old 11-30-2011, 08:10 PM   #8581
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9) A mirror to relish in his unholiness (along with whips and chains for an undisclosed purpose)
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Old 11-30-2011, 08:36 PM   #8582
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8) A victory on the taekwondo mat. Over an opponent not under 13 years of age.

Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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Old 12-01-2011, 12:17 AM   #8583
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7) A personality.

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:30 AM   #8584
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6) some more crayons, so he can finish his book.

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:32 AM   #8585
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5) Less personalities.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 12-01-2011, 06:34 AM   #8586
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Old 12-01-2011, 07:57 AM   #8587
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4) Truthie's moistened (and shit-stained) knickers

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Old 12-01-2011, 06:21 PM   #8588
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4) Truthie's moistened (and shit-stained) knickers


Oh, Egor! You kinky lad!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 12-02-2011, 03:29 AM   #8589
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3) A top quality tattoo from his new chumette


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Old 12-09-2011, 04:31 AM   #8590
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2) A date with Smelly
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Old 12-09-2011, 04:36 AM   #8591
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And the number one thing that Egor wants Santa Claus to bring him for Christmas:

A reality check.

What are the top ten reasons Egor has returned to posting his shit on this forum?

1) A lot of free time because he's on vacation thanks to the proceeds from his very successful book.
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:35 AM   #8592
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West yer doin' it wrong. Start with ten then count backsies. Next is...

Number 9 ...number 9...number 9:

Stockholm Syndrome

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Old 12-09-2011, 06:10 AM   #8593
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8) We're the only forum engaging the fuckwit.

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Old 12-09-2011, 06:22 AM   #8594
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Yeah twas a wee bit early in the mornin in these parts, carry on!
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Old 12-09-2011, 06:59 AM   #8595
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7) He got to liking the feeling of Trufie's tongue wedged firmly up his jacksie

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