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12-09-2011, 09:41 AM
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I Live Here
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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6) He can hold the nails against his own hands, but somebody needs to drive them in for him. (Oh, the sweet suffering for Jesus!)
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-09-2011, 09:54 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
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5) Egor is too stupid to come up with insults himself, so he acts like a stupid fuck on this forum to steal all our awesome insults.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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12-09-2011, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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Quote:
Stop the Holy See men! |
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12-09-2011, 05:22 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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4) Devil made him do it/dog ate his homework.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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12-09-2011, 07:29 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Do you suppose that Egor thinks that Santa might bring him an extra banana and dolly for being especially good right before Xmas?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-13-2011, 06:59 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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3) One of his alter personalities said he was leaving. This one we've got now knows nothing about it.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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12-13-2011, 08:03 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,457
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2) His "wife" lost their strap-on and this is the second best way for him to get that sensation of being fucked in the ass repeatedly.
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12-29-2011, 10:51 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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And the Number One Reason Egor has returned to posting his shit on this forum.
Top Ten Prezzies for Jeebus on the Epiphany 10) Three Band-Aids and a tetanus shot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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12-29-2011, 11:08 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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9) Medication for his short-term memory issues.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-30-2011, 08:41 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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8) 'Ghost Dad' DVD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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12-30-2011, 09:22 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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7) A little bit of good old-fashioned incest!
 Keeping the love in Jesus' family!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-30-2011, 07:32 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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6) A can of daddy's lube
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-03-2012, 09:33 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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5) Nine Shitlords a-leapin'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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01-03-2012, 06:44 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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4) His very own currency
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-04-2012, 08:56 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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3) Cockto-Menorah for Hannakah
 Just two shopping days left until the Epiphany! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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