Old 01-26-2012, 08:39 AM   #8791
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1) You're so close-minded!

Top ten reasons to argue over the definition of theist/atheist and/or gnostic/agnostic:


10) Because if you're going to go around calling yourself an atheist, then you'd better agree with me!

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Old 01-26-2012, 09:10 AM   #8792
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9) because some people like percentages.

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Old 01-26-2012, 09:33 AM   #8793
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8) Because people are done masturbating, but haven't had their wank-quota met just yet.
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Old 01-26-2012, 09:50 AM   #8794
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7) It's northern hemisphere winter and some fuckers can't get out enough.

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Old 01-26-2012, 10:31 AM   #8795
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6) Because talking about ontology isn't boring enough.

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:03 AM   #8796
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5) Because 'Friendly Atheist', 'Happy Atheist' and ' Boring as Fuck Atheist' has banned 'em.

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Old 01-26-2012, 11:09 AM   #8797
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4) Because even though they're no longer a theist, they still feel like preaching to people.

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:54 AM   #8798
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3) Because sometimes "fuck off, twat" just doesn't convey everything you want to say (rarely though).

"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:37 PM   #8799
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5) Because 'Friendly Atheist', 'Happy Atheist' and ' Boring as Fuck Atheist' has banned 'em.

Can I have this answer please

ď'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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Old 01-26-2012, 03:06 PM   #8800
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2) There's too many people in line for the office printer.
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Old 01-27-2012, 11:27 PM   #8801
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1) because some people can never work out how much a belief there is in non-belief.

Religions have had it good for too long, exempt from paying taxes etc.

If this suddenly changed and we could tax the bastards, what are the top 10 taxes on religion you would suggest?

10) big pointy hat tax.

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Old 01-28-2012, 12:54 AM   #8802
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9) Buy-bull quotes on atheist forums.

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Old 01-28-2012, 11:44 AM   #8803
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8) Kiddy-diddling tax.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 01-28-2012, 12:30 PM   #8804
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7) £5 / buy-bull / hotel room.

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Old 01-28-2012, 02:10 PM   #8805
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6. Taxes on all income collected/tithed from their followers.

I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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