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01-26-2012, 08:39 AM
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Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
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1) You're so close-minded!
Top ten reasons to argue over the definition of theist/atheist and/or gnostic/agnostic: 10) Because if you're going to go around calling yourself an atheist, then you'd better agree with me! Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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01-26-2012, 09:10 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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9) because some people like percentages.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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01-26-2012, 09:33 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Australia
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8) Because people are done masturbating, but haven't had their wank-quota met just yet.
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01-26-2012, 09:50 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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7) It's northern hemisphere winter and some fuckers can't get out enough.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-26-2012, 10:31 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
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6) Because talking about ontology isn't boring enough.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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01-26-2012, 11:03 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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5) Because 'Friendly Atheist', 'Happy Atheist' and ' Boring as Fuck Atheist' has banned 'em.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-26-2012, 11:09 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: One the armpits of the U.S. of A.
Posts: 2,856
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4) Because even though they're no longer a theist, they still feel like preaching to people.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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01-26-2012, 11:54 AM
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Thank God I’m an atheist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Little Britain
Posts: 1,076
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3) Because sometimes "fuck off, twat" just doesn't convey everything you want to say (rarely though).
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true" Friedrich Nietzsche |
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01-26-2012, 12:37 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
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Can I have this answer please  “'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry |
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01-26-2012, 03:06 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,328
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2) There's too many people in line for the office printer.
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01-27-2012, 11:27 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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1) because some people can never work out how much a belief there is in non-belief.
Religions have had it good for too long, exempt from paying taxes etc. If this suddenly changed and we could tax the bastards, what are the top 10 taxes on religion you would suggest? 10) big pointy hat tax. Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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01-28-2012, 12:54 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,614
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9) Buy-bull quotes on atheist forums.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-28-2012, 11:44 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
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8) Kiddy-diddling tax.
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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01-28-2012, 12:30 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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7) £5 / buy-bull / hotel room.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-28-2012, 02:10 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Planet Earth
Posts: 1,727
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6. Taxes on all income collected/tithed from their followers.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB |
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