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Old 01-29-2006, 01:18 PM   #1066
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?
Bizarrely, I come out on this as Buster Avenue. No, I didn't make it up.
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Old 01-29-2006, 01:35 PM   #1067
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Some idiot at my old high school came up with this method for finding your own personal pornstar name. You combine the name of a favorite pet and your mother's maiden name.
I'm Kitty Nieland. Some other guy was Woof Greeley.
No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?
Bizarrely, I come out on this as Buster Avenue. No, I didn't make it up.
Ummm... first pet (I can remember), childhood street...

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Old 01-29-2006, 01:38 PM   #1068
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Bizarrely, I come out on this as Buster Avenue. No, I didn't make it up.
Wait... the streets name was Avenue?
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Old 01-29-2006, 02:50 PM   #1069
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Old 01-29-2006, 03:04 PM   #1070
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Bizarrely, I come out on this as Buster Avenue. No, I didn't make it up.
Wait... the streets name was Avenue?
The street's name was "The Avenue". I left out the "the".
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Old 01-29-2006, 03:08 PM   #1071
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Uh, you once lived on a street named "The Avenue"? As in 12345 The Avenue? Or 12345 "The" Avenue? That's like living at Boulevard Street or something....
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:21 PM   #1072
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:10 PM   #1073
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
This is different than if Choobus were God... right?
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:41 PM   #1074
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
This is different than if Choobus were God... right?
Of course. We must have a set of commandments, different from the last, where God is the lvalue.
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:42 PM   #1075
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:20 PM   #1076
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
What about ProveIt's stripper name? There is no #1.
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Old 01-29-2006, 07:33 PM   #1077
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
What about ProveIt's stripper name? There is no #1.

The number one stripper name for ProveIt is..... ::: drum roll please :::

Bob

Now, carry on.
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Old 01-29-2006, 07:46 PM   #1078
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No, no, no... It's your first pets name and the street you grew up on. My personal stripper name is Maggie Grandview. Nice eh? I don't know who named that fucking dog... but Maggie? Really?
Bizarrely, I come out on this as Buster Avenue. No, I didn't make it up.
Ummm... first pet (I can remember), childhood street...

Peppy Bancroft.

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Hey, Ten, you have ADD, too from the looks of this....
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Old 01-29-2006, 07:47 PM   #1079
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Geez, I bet we have a 70% ADD rate among forum members. What the hell was the last Top Ten about?

If I may offer a new one, may I suggest, "Top Ten Commandments if God were Choobus"

10) Thou Shalt Have No Other Arses Before Me.
What about ProveIt's stripper name? There is no #1.

The number one stripper name for ProveIt is..... ::: drum roll please :::

Bob

Now, carry on.
I get it, that is pretty funny! Now, she gets to start the new list!
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Old 01-29-2006, 07:56 PM   #1080
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What about ProveIt's stripper name? There is no #1.

The number one stripper name for ProveIt is..... ::: drum roll please :::

Bob

Now, carry on.
I get it, that is pretty funny! Now, she gets to start the new list!
If you like Bob you should meet her cousins Neil and Bob, or her sister Jack... The Mehoff family.
No, no... Ten started one. I suck at starting threads... this works out well.
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