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Old 01-30-2006, 12:55 AM   #1081
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Uh, just out of curiosity, what is the current list anyway?
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:47 AM   #1082
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8) Remember keep holey thy cat.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:45 AM   #1083
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7) Thou shalt worship thy masters name whilst taking his vein.

6) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor... always carry a camera.
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:52 AM   #1084
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5) No thing can escape a black hole.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:53 AM   #1085
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4) Honor thy mistress and master... Get back in the box.
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:15 AM   #1086
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3) Thou shalt not rub another man's rhubarb (Joker)
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:17 AM   #1087
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2) Thou Shalt Partake Cheeba to Honor Thy Prophet Philboid
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:25 AM   #1088
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2) Thou Shalt Partake Cheeba to Honor Thy Prophet Philboid
Wow! That was unexpected.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:57 AM   #1089
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2) Thou Shalt Partake Cheeba to Honor Thy Prophet Philboid
Wow! That was unexpected.
I'll say! Even The Prophet didn't see that one coming.
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Old 01-30-2006, 12:58 PM   #1090
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2) Thou Shalt Partake Cheeba to Honor Thy Prophet Philboid
Wow! That was unexpected.
I'll say! Even The Prophet didn't see that one coming.
God's leaving you out of his secrets again, Philboid? You must pay respects to the Holy Bong and ask forgiveness of The Anal One.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:03 PM   #1091
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Wow! That was unexpected.
I'll say! Even The Prophet didn't see that one coming.
God's leaving you out of his secrets again, Philboid? You must pay respects to the Holy Bong and ask forgiveness of The Anal One.
And don't forget to pay your gas/power/god bill.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:30 PM   #1092
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And the number one commandment if God were Choobus is...

Thou shalt pity the fool who doesn't believe in Choobus


Top ten team names if all the fictinal deities formed a pro sports team

10) The Invisibles
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:42 PM   #1093
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9) Obviously, The Saints.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:42 PM   #1094
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Is there a specific sport here? Or just anything?
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:10 PM   #1095
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Any sport you like.
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