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01-31-2006, 07:49 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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1) Be a gigalo: He'd get nailed every night
Top Ten Names for Jesus' Teddy Bear: 10) Fred "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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01-31-2006, 08:43 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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9) Magda
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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01-31-2006, 08:58 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: inside a hill
Posts: 2,910
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8) George W Bush
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01-31-2006, 09:13 PM
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7)Buddah
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01-31-2006, 10:34 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
Posts: 1,711
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6) Choobus (hey, tell me it doesn't sound like something a 5 year old would name their teddy...)
Edit: WTF... how did that happen... 8?? To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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02-01-2006, 12:01 PM
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5.) BoBo
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02-01-2006, 12:08 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Psycho-fluff...:)
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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02-01-2006, 02:10 PM
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3.) Beelzebub
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02-02-2006, 09:10 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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2) Mr. Wimples
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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02-02-2006, 11:02 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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1) My Li'l Phurrysee
Top Ten Excuses Jesus gives when calling in sick to the office: 10) I've got a hang nail "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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02-02-2006, 11:09 AM
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9) I errrr I have to save the world.... Again.
Manager: Jesus man you've already done this once already! Comon this is just a drain on our finances. Surely they don't need saving again Yeah but I... errr... SHUT UP! hangs up |
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02-02-2006, 11:29 AM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Oxford, UK.
Posts: 2,330
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8) I've been dead over the weekend, not fully recovered yet.
"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat-catching, and will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family" |
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02-02-2006, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Jersey
Posts: 121
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7) I'm sorry, I got hung up.
\"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn\'t argue with that; I\'m right and I will be proved right. We\'re more popular than Jesus now; I don\'t know which will go first - rock \'n\' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It\'s them twisting it that ruins it for me.\" --John Lennon |
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02-02-2006, 02:30 PM
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6) I had to stop and smite someone.
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02-02-2006, 02:33 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
Posts: 1,711
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5) Couldn't find my sandals.
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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