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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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02-02-2006, 02:37 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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4) I have to go to a funeral. My father passed away.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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02-02-2006, 02:49 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
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3) I was attacked by vampires! No! I swear! They were screaming that they wanted to drink my blood!
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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02-02-2006, 04:01 PM
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2) Man friggin hard core weekend rave. You should have seen us. Me and judas made up this new dance and... manager hangs up phone
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02-02-2006, 04:49 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: inside a hill
Posts: 2,910
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And the number one excuse Jesus gives when calling in sick is...
"A bunch of crazy people keep eating my flesth and drinking my blood... I told them 'crackers and wine, people. CRACKERS AND WINE...' But do you think they'd listen?" Top ten things you'd say to Jesus if he manifested before you. 10) three days in Hell before you went back to Heavan? Is that all you could take... Pussy? |
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02-02-2006, 05:07 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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9) dude, let me introduce your nasty ass to running water
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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02-02-2006, 05:16 PM
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northeast
Posts: 1,711
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8) That's okay... I'll just watch if it's all the same.
To pray is to verbalize that which some may have difficulty saying aloud in everyday life, in an effort to gain support or smarts from an outside source. I have no need for prayer. I am able to rationalize within my mind, and have no problem speaking it. |
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02-02-2006, 07:36 PM
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7.) Man... Seriously... You stink!
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02-02-2006, 07:41 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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6) is it true you used to fuck john the baptist up the arse?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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02-02-2006, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
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5) Is your mom still a virgin?
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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02-03-2006, 07:02 AM
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4) Seriously, that grunge look you have going on is so ten years ago.
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02-03-2006, 10:01 AM
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02-03-2006, 12:01 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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John the baptist is famous for always crying. Now we know why. (Getting fucked in the ass by the son of god will really bring a tear to your eye).
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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02-03-2006, 12:43 PM
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3) Turn this water into wine.
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02-03-2006, 12:48 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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:lol:
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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