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Old 02-15-2006, 06:04 PM   #1321
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what's the problem with vaseline?

Is there a preferred lube for anal?
Speaking as a guy who has more a little more pride in the ol' unit than to dip into the sewer, I hear that a little reaming on the front side first is a good start for priming.
dude, you have to watch out: double dipping can lead to infection.
In a most didactic, nasal tone, "No, no, no, you must never reenter the vagina after penetrating the anus, even for additional lubrication!" Once in, never again, until cleaned.
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:07 PM   #1322
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10) Jesus turned homosexual men into women and lesbians into men.

OK Choobus, you must be proud of me. Check out the comment I got on my blog today from Duke:

"you are full of hate its not a excause that there are other blogs.. ur blog reflect jewish Christinaphobia & Islamophobia'"
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Old 02-15-2006, 06:17 PM   #1323
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tell duke to go fuckhimself and his faggot god as well from me!
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:49 PM   #1324
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9) I was on the cross for three days. No, really, Oprah.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:52 PM   #1325
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8) he would have written it just as it is, and then try to pass the fictional tales off as true
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:58 PM   #1326
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Sorry Choobus about the booby trap you fell in. I was trying to snare someone else ROFLMAO
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:00 PM   #1327
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what?
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:00 PM   #1328
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And Drunk Monkey, that was outstandingly disgusting.
I try. :cool:
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:20 PM   #1329
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Choobus, I booby trapped my tag board to screw with a curser by substituting "I'm such a fag" for curse words. It used to say Beep.
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:24 PM   #1330
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7) Jesus was down and out in his 20's. He spent most of his time licking the cane toads that Noah saved on the Ark. Then one day Jesus got rid of his addiction by sending the cane toad to Australia, he sent the kangaroos and koalas because he was too sexually attracted to them.
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:49 PM   #1331
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Choobus, I booby trapped my tag board to screw with a curser by substituting "I'm such a fag" for curse words. It used to say Beep.
oh, that.
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:04 PM   #1332
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i could not find your Courvoisier, Loggy....but i found Tenspace's Manischewitz....
and Kate's Boone's Farm.
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Old 02-16-2006, 03:42 PM   #1333
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i could not find your Courvoisier, Loggy....but i found Tenspace's Manischewitz....
and Kate's Boone's Farm.
Rats, I wonder where the hell I lef tit. Speaking of Boone's Farm, the first time I tied one on, I drank a bottle of Annie Green Springs Berry Frost. The whole bottle. Took a while, but I at least didn't have any non-salutory experiences like the Brick, except I "bled from my eyesockets" for three days. I can still remember feeling the Heraclean hammering from that little episode, which was 33 years ago. If you really want to get hammered without serious pain, use really good vodka, straight. You will get ripped with the least amount of hangover. That is, if you are really into that kind of pain.
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:33 PM   #1334
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Oh! Goody!! You can finish it off, Eva, if you want. I got more here.

And sorry about the torn sheet :/
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Old 02-16-2006, 04:46 PM   #1335
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De nada! All the best people are born in February!
I provisionally resent that, I was born in February! Let's not go there, 'tis a dreary month.
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