Shitlord Of The Week - Page 16

Choobus · 06-30-2006, 01:27 PM

Someone should e mail him and let him know of the great honour that has been bestowed

calpurnpiso · 06-30-2006, 02:36 PM

I think SL obama probably suspects he has won the award, since all of that Christ-psychosis turdness is permeating the places where he gives speeches...:lol:

antix · 06-30-2006, 08:14 PM

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Tenspace wrote

Here he is, receiving his award, as he looks to Francis (seated) for guidance in upholding this awesome tradition:

http://www.loveandjustice.org/images...rums/obama.JPG

Too bad this wasn't a video clip. We could then literallly watch the excrement ooze out of his mouth as he accepts his great honor.

Philboid Studge · 07-01-2006, 06:43 AM

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Choobus wrote

Someone should e mail him and let him know of the great honour that has been bestowed

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Between tequila shots I wrote

Dear Senator Obama,

We write today to congratulate you for winning our community's highest honor, an award we present to those who express their personal connection to God or gods, other supernatural entities such as ghosts, goblins, fairies and leprechauns, the 'spiritual' realm, or any other related thaumaturgy that separates Those Who Hear Voices in Their Heads from the rest of us.

Your claim to Shitlord of the Week was earned when you publicly recounted your moment of voodoo ugga-bugga, experienced at the Trinity United Church of Christ:

"Kneeling beneath that cross on the South Side of Chicago, I felt I heard God's spirit beckoning me," you said. "I submitted myself to his will and dedicated myself to discovering his truth."

Good stuff, Senator! It's cuckoo yip-yap like that that really raises the Shitlord bar.

But you sealed the deal when you promised to infuse Jeezus H. Christ into the body politic: "Secularists are wrong when they ask believers to leave their religion at the door before entering the public square."

Exactly! We secularists must have bumped our heads, thinking that religious beliefs are a personal matter. It's a good idea to not only let the world know you've got voices in your head, but that your policy decisions will be informed by them. After all, this great nation has had the imprimatur of Gawd Almighty since day one, from the days we wiped out Native Merkins in a frenzy of Manifest Density to our bombing the Cradle of Civilization back to the Stone Age (the latter cleared with Jeezus by our current Commander in Chief -- he told us so.)

You have an impressive resume in your young career, Senator, and perhaps the best is yet to come: who knows how far you can rise in a nation of Christ-Psychotics? But no matter how high your star ascends in the United States of Merkins, to us you'll always be Shitlord III. Congratulations!

Philboid Studge
The Raving Atheists

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewt...126633#p126633

Kate · 07-01-2006, 06:54 AM

Good job, Phil! :lol:

Sternwallow · 07-01-2006, 07:01 AM

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Philboid Studge wrote

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Choobus wrote

Someone should e mail him and let him know of the great honour that has been bestowed

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Between tequila shots I wrote

Dear Senator Obama,

We write today to congratulate you for winning our community's highest honor, an award we present to those who express their personal connection to God or gods, other supernatural entities such as ghosts, goblins, fairies and leprechauns, the 'spiritual' realm, or any other related thaumaturgy that separates Those Who Hear Voices in Their Heads from the rest of us.

Your claim to Shitlord of the Week was earned when you publicly recounted your moment of voodoo ugga-bugga, experienced at the Trinity United Church of Christ:

"Kneeling beneath that cross on the South Side of Chicago, I felt I heard God's spirit beckoning me," you said. "I submitted myself to his will and dedicated myself to discovering his truth."

Good stuff, Senator! It's cuckoo yip-yap like that that really raises the Shitlord bar.

But you sealed the deal when you promised to infuse Jeezus H. Christ into the body politic: "Secularists are wrong when they ask believers to leave their religion at the door before entering the public square."

Exactly! We secularists must have bumped our heads, thinking that religious beliefs are a personal matter. It's a good idea to not only let the world know you've got voices in your head, but that your policy decisions will be informed by them. After all, this great nation has had the imprimatur of Gawd Almighty since day one, from the days we wiped out Native Merkins in a frenzy of Manifest Density to our bombing the Cradle of Civilization back to the Stone Age (the latter cleared with Jeezus by our current Commander in Chief -- he told us so.)

You have an impressive resume in your young career, Senator, and perhaps the best is yet to come: who knows how far you can rise in a nation of Christ-Psychotics? But no matter how high your star ascends in the United States of Merkins, to us you'll always be Shitlord III. Congratulations!

Philboid Studge
The Raving Atheists

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewt...126633#p126633

Assuming that a diligent assclown can receive the Shitlord designation more than once, through truly outrageous actions or statements, could we make a rule that, winning it Ten times would entitle one to the "Lifetime Achievement Award for ShitLordidness" or, perhaps “Shitlord Emeritus” or “Shitlord for Life”?

Tenspace · 07-01-2006, 07:22 AM

That is awesome, Philboid.... please tell us you really sent it.

Philboid Studge · 07-01-2006, 07:28 AM

But of course!

http://obama.senate.gov/contact/

Eva · 07-01-2006, 10:02 AM

holy shit, phil....you'll get us black-listed or something....

07-01-2006, 10:13 AM

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Eva wrote

holy shit, phil....you'll get us black-listed or something....

Haha I had to admit that I was worried for a second that an angry Obama could make a few phone calls and suddenly I wasn't going to get many interviews in the near future, but I don't think hes that childish. I did oppose his nomination after all.

Eva · 07-01-2006, 10:18 AM

ok, that is your defense when he comes after you......but what about the rest of us? HUH???

calpurnpiso · 07-01-2006, 10:33 AM

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Philboid Studge wrote

Quote:

Choobus wrote

Someone should e mail him and let him know of the great honour that has been bestowed

Quote:

Between tequila shots I wrote

Dear Senator Obama,

We write today to congratulate you for winning our community's highest honor, an award we present to those who express their personal connection to God or gods, other supernatural entities such as ghosts, goblins, fairies and leprechauns, the 'spiritual' realm, or any other related thaumaturgy that separates Those Who Hear Voices in Their Heads from the rest of us.

Your claim to Shitlord of the Week was earned when you publicly recounted your moment of voodoo ugga-bugga, experienced at the Trinity United Church of Christ:

"Kneeling beneath that cross on the South Side of Chicago, I felt I heard God's spirit beckoning me," you said. "I submitted myself to his will and dedicated myself to discovering his truth."

Good stuff, Senator! It's cuckoo yip-yap like that that really raises the Shitlord bar.

But you sealed the deal when you promised to infuse Jeezus H. Christ into the body politic: "Secularists are wrong when they ask believers to leave their religion at the door before entering the public square."

Exactly! We secularists must have bumped our heads, thinking that religious beliefs are a personal matter. It's a good idea to not only let the world know you've got voices in your head, but that your policy decisions will be informed by them. After all, this great nation has had the imprimatur of Gawd Almighty since day one, from the days we wiped out Native Merkins in a frenzy of Manifest Density to our bombing the Cradle of Civilization back to the Stone Age (the latter cleared with Jeezus by our current Commander in Chief -- he told us so.)

You have an impressive resume in your young career, Senator, and perhaps the best is yet to come: who knows how far you can rise in a nation of Christ-Psychotics? But no matter how high your star ascends in the United States of Merkins, to us you'll always be Shitlord III. Congratulations!

Philboid Studge
The Raving Atheists

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewt...126633#p126633

THAT's AWESOME Phil!!!.....what you have to do now is to send this to the news media!!!, specially CNN. The RA can have its 15mts of fame!! and then some....:)

07-01-2006, 11:05 AM

Haha well obviously if I was to consider running this as news I would have two problems.

The first being that I could not type the name of the award. For as easily as we say and read and hear shit, the words shit and fuck are still how satan is able to enter children through their groins.

Second of all, I would get hatemail, and letters to the editor demanding my resignation. Death threats, extremist accusations. Maybe it would be suggested that I was indeed the anti-christ.

My parents would have to move to Sweden to escape persecution, I'd be lucky to write for some crazy bastard zine like EARTH LIBERATION FRONT after that making a cool ten grand a year.

This exact same senario plays out in all heads when considering running curiousity news like this.

Choobus · 07-01-2006, 11:30 AM

sweet! Phil, if there is an opposite to a shitlord, you are it.

Tenspace · 07-01-2006, 01:41 PM

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Choobus wrote

sweet! Phil, if there is an opposite to a shitlord, you are it.

:O

Phil, you're not a Pisslady.... really. ;)