Of Course God Exists

Egor · 01-09-2018, 06:41 PM

You may have issues with the Chuch. So, do I. You may have a rational mind, but there's more to things than what you THINK is rational. You may hope to cease to exist when you die--maybe you will if you want to, but don't be a moron. Don't murder your intellect by claiming there is no God.

Smellyoldgit · 01-09-2018, 07:04 PM

Hey, when you compiled your highly hilarious reviews of atheist forums (or is it fora? - fuck knows) you had us bottom of the pile, way adrift by a long way - yet after your raft of recent (probably ongoing) personal failures, here you are, back with us again (for the third time!

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Ganesha is most underwhelmed with your choice!

Egor · 01-09-2018, 09:41 PM

They wouldn't let me back in at Thinking Atheist. So, I came here and saw that my account was still active. I used to be really offended by the way my avatar was changed against my will. But now I kind of like it.

And I kind of like the edge. This is the worst atheist forum for any believer to be in, and I like the fact that I'm in it and can handle it.

You have a lot of active members. I mean, all forums are lesser now, but they still are very important. This one comes up #1 on a search of atheist forums.

AND...I don't think you've ever banned me. Which tells me YOU can take it, too. So, I am your theist. Probably the only one. I am here to infect you. Soon, you will be the only atheist--everyone else will be a Veridican and you will have to ban everyone as they eventually turn on you in righteous anger.

But that's down the road. Don't lose sleep over it now. Lose sleep over the fact that you will roast in hell, but don't worry about little ol' me.

Andrew66 · 01-09-2018, 11:05 PM

Welcome

JJ and I are your fellow Theists in house

I look forward to what you have to say.

Cheers

Andrew66

Kinich Ahau · 01-09-2018, 11:10 PM

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Egor wrote

AND...I don't think you've ever banned me. Which tells me YOU can take it, too. So, I am your theist. Probably the only one. I am here to infect you. Soon, you will be the only atheist--everyone else will be a Veridican and you will have to ban everyone as they eventually turn on you in righteous anger.

But that's down the road. Don't lose sleep over it now. Lose sleep over the fact that you will roast in hell, but don't worry about little ol' me.

Doing comedy now Egor. I have to admit that wasn't bad, it had me chuckling.
But you should really pick one thing and stick to it for a while.

hertz vanrental · 01-10-2018, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Andrew66 wrote

Welcome

JJ and I are your fellow Theists in house

I look forward to what you have to say.

Cheers

Andrew66

Oh, fuck me, this exchange is going to be priceless

I just can't wait.

Egor · 01-10-2018, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Andrew66 wrote

Welcome

JJ and I are your fellow Theists in house

I look forward to what you have to say.

Cheers

Andrew66

Great!

Egor · 01-10-2018, 06:16 AM

Okay...since no one disagrees with my OP, then I win the debate.

Smellyoldgit · 01-10-2018, 06:30 AM

Yes, the first thing you've won in years!
You can now fuck off and tell all your followers how great you are.

hertz vanrental · 01-10-2018, 06:31 AM

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Egor wrote

Okay...since no one disagrees with my OP, then I win the debate.

Ready, fire, AIM!!

Oh fuck, just shot my intellect in the foot

Egor · 01-10-2018, 06:36 AM

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hertz vanrental wrote

Ready, fire, AIM!!

Oh fuck, just shot my intellect in the foot

I refuse to laugh at atheist jokes during a debate lest anyone think I couldn't care less about the outcome. Instead, I will only use smilies. Of which I have a ton more than this weak ass place has.

hertz vanrental · 01-10-2018, 06:40 AM

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Egor wrote

I refuse to laugh at atheist jokes during a debate lest anyone think I couldn't care less about the outcome. Instead, I will only use smilies. Of which I have a ton more than this weak ass place has.

Yes, fine, but then, where's my fuckin' smilie?

hertz vanrental · 01-10-2018, 06:42 AM

Ohh, that's just not on - adding a fuckin' smilie after I posted.

That just ain't croquet, y'know.

Smellyoldgit · 01-10-2018, 07:41 AM

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hertz vanrental wrote

Oh, fuck me, this exchange is going to be priceless

I just can't wait.

It'll be like watching a trio of retards trying to hump a door knob ....

hertz vanrental · 01-10-2018, 07:55 AM

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Andrew66 wrote

Welcome

JJ and I are your fellow Theists in house

I look forward to what you have to say.

Cheers

Andrew66

Yes, android, you weirdo, Egor will tell it like it is and you two pair of twats will fail to understand it.

Then, you'll congratulate one another (aka kiss each other's ass) on a job well done.